Intimacy: Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with...

By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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By rahrahcakes - 19/03/2012 07:36 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

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By Ab - 10/02/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2019 20:00

Today, my mum came over and helped me sort out my spare room. It was great, we found so many things I'd forgotten I had! Including anal beads. FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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By Person - 07/06/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML

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By Animal - 24/02/2011 19:14 - Canada

Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML

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By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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By laydeegaga - 07/03/2010 08:13

Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 19/06/2019 21:13

Today, my parents were helping me move flats. The only box to spring open was the box containing condoms and copious amounts of napkins for clean up. They spilled all over the road as my dad was carrying it. My mum picked them up. FML

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Thursday 19 February 2009 1:42

you're lucky! If my mom found condoms in my room she would flip the hell out.

Bauer_fml 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 2:09

Wait, so you are upset that your mother cleaned your room, found your toys, and didn't say anything about it? Am I missing something here?

Comments

zebrapattern 6

Monday 6 December 2010 7:18

hhah. didn't even touch the bondage kit.

sepdps 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 10:22

****, at least you didn't find out your 64 year old grandma has some 'toys' bahaha

ZTB13 4

Thursday 10 March 2011 21:55

I just wanna know why you have two vibrators...... I find it normal force girl to maybe have one toy, but two?

ZTB13 4

Thursday 10 March 2011 21:57

for*.... iPod auto spell sucks.

IndigoFuckYou 9

Thursday 24 March 2011 3:25

In light of the fact that you still live with your parents...when do you plan to use this bondage kit?

sly161 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 4:38

Easy, one for her ass and the other fir her vajina

StRex1990 2

Tuesday 23 August 2011 23:16

epic shit!

bullrider92 19

Sunday 28 August 2011 2:30

If her mom is like mine,she is a neat freak.My mom still goes in and cleans even after we clean our rooms.Now just like everyone else,I wonder wth happened to the bondage kit.