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By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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By rahrahcakes - 19/03/2012 07:36 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML

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By Ab - 10/02/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2019 20:00

Today, my mum came over and helped me sort out my spare room. It was great, we found so many things I'd forgotten I had! Including anal beads. FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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By Person - 07/06/2009 18:07 - United States

Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML

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By Animal - 24/02/2011 19:14 - Canada

Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML

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By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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By laydeegaga - 07/03/2010 08:13

Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 19/06/2019 21:13

Today, my parents were helping me move flats. The only box to spring open was the box containing condoms and copious amounts of napkins for clean up. They spilled all over the road as my dad was carrying it. My mum picked them up. FML

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Thursday 19 February 2009 1:42

you're lucky! If my mom found condoms in my room she would flip the hell out.

Bauer_fml 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 2:09

Wait, so you are upset that your mother cleaned your room, found your toys, and didn't say anything about it? Am I missing something here?

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kitankitty 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 22:22

lovely.. what kind of kit exactly?

jooboo 0

Monday 25 January 2010 3:13

wait...where did the bondage kit go? ahaha

Charleene_fml 0

Monday 22 March 2010 20:34

Hahahah lol xD

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Sunday 25 April 2010 15:27

Clean your own room!!

IslandLove 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 1:01

that is NOT an fml, if my mom had seen that she would have fliped her shit! you should be stoked that she would clean and be cool with that!

midgeRASTA 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 6:00

Haha! Sad that your mother still cleans your room.

SeaNDouble 1

Saturday 10 July 2010 6:20

Well you really should have all that organized better. lol

ian321 0

Friday 16 July 2010 1:55

63-u have toys? guys use vibrators? lol jkjk

isaiaha11 2

Sunday 15 August 2010 16:39

agreed and also clean it yourself

megitts 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 16:02

that's weird... I mean it's one thing to clean your room but another to touch your toys!

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