Intimacy: Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower... - FML

By Damian - 22/04/2011 11:11

Spicy

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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By hannahlorraine - 25/11/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 12:49 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Spicy

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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You OK hun?

By notexactly - 29/12/2009 00:48 - Sweden

Spicy

Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML

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Classy

By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

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Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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Handy

By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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Top comments

hwilly 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:07

awkward as a ************, I would of jumped right out

tylerjs12 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:07

lol

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TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 22 April 2011 16:20

*vomits uncontrollably* wait, WHAT??!! that's wrong as a ************! |the kid|

tenzito 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:21

you loved it

bazingaman10 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:22

Hahahaha, that's so wrong!! I would have nightmares after that.

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Friday 22 April 2011 16:22

disturbing & awkward

GeneralLeeAdyck 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:25

INCEST!!

saltycookies 5

Friday 22 April 2011 16:25

Don't lie, she wasn't confused you're just from WV

endora914 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:30

that's extremely inappropriate I am from west Virginia and I find you comment offensive

Thebestman123 3

Friday 22 April 2011 17:17

endora needs to take a joke!

vlcardenx3 0

Friday 22 April 2011 17:57

I'm from West Virqinia . #justsayinq

Grimmerie 31

Friday 22 April 2011 18:12

q is not the same as g. you are not cute or funny or creative doing that. it's just stupid.

PSQ91 6

Friday 22 April 2011 18:13

Ever heard of a typo 98?

sgtmike666 0

Friday 22 April 2011 19:49

I'm from Pa and I even find that going over the line

docscientist 9

Friday 22 April 2011 23:51

That is one hell of a typo. No, I'm sure she was attempting to be cute.

purplepenguine 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 0:40

I'm from Australia just saying :)

Celesta 11

Saturday 23 April 2011 1:08

#101 It's not a typo when you type it twice.

ohFmL4sure 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 0:33

why? because you sleep with your mom?

xxpauliegunzxx 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 19:37

I'm from west virginia, and I am soooooo offended haha

enonymous 8

Friday 22 April 2011 16:28

"Confused" riiiight. more like Wincest time

Livinia 11

Friday 22 April 2011 16:28

Life scarring moment.

HeavyMetalViking 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:29

You mean your ass is THAT wrinkled?!

JessicaIsabel 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:41

LOL

TraceCase_ 19

Friday 22 April 2011 16:31

Bwahahaha!!! The only advice I can think of is move out as soon as you can because...awkwaaard! Way to go your Mom for having one of the most hilarious epic fails ever and **** your life indeed!

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