By linn - 27/09/2012 20:14 - United States

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Today, my mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk. Towards the end, I had to excuse myself to the bathroom. As I came back, I overheard my dad telling my mom that I'm so unpopular, the only time I'll get laid is when I'm being put in a coffin. FML
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footballfreak65 6

That's horrible!!! I mean really clever but he's an ass.

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KingCeltic77 18

Personally if it were my daughter, I would be glad she's still a virgin. (But then again, my daughter is Laurie, so it's not gonna happen).

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lilhellian 26

how is she not pregnant i didnt use a condom:) and she has no birth control.

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Inediblepeaches 15

Oh god, the last thing FML needs is roll-play. Please stop ;_;

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annnmarie2025 0

I cracked up so hard when I read that! I freaking love That 70's Show!!!

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MedKits 9

I should kick you in the ass for talking about my daughter that way!

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sicksadworld1317 30

It's ok OP. You see, if your mom is a compassionate woman who didn't appreciate his comment, your dad likely won't be getting laid for a while either :)

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SApprentice 34

Shame him. Look at him and say something like, "Dad, I heard what you said to Mom, about how I'll only get laid when I get put in a coffin. I'm not mad, I just want you to know how hurtful that was, and how bad it made me feel." He's your dad, he probably loves you a lot, so if you're really blunt like that it might make him feel guilty enough to realize he was wrong.

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jelly713 19

She should try that or just tell her dad "My sex life is none of your business. I don't plan to confide in you about crap now. Thanks dad."

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kotana191 8

All you can do is prove him wrong

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Ibanez3x 5

by becoming a **** star

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Polograte 0

Your dad must be an asshole. What does he know about your social life?

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simonsaysYDI 8

Probably a lot considering she still lives at home. I know younger brother is unpopular, I don't need to shadow him to figure it out. He's awkward, doesn't have great social skills, makes terrible jokes. I love him, but I know he doesn't have the personality to make many friends.

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nevereyes 31

You Don't have to be popular to get laid........ Common sense....

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GothickNihilist 15

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder OP . Don't worry , somebody will find you someday. Disregard your father . Believe in yourself, and then you will find love .

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answeryourphone 3

HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOUR DAD

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