By Noname - 25/02/2009 05:35 - United States

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Today, my mom decided to give me relationship advice. She told me the key to a happy/successful relationship was "letting your man explore ALL your orifices." FML
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burdenofaday 0

Haha. Your mom likes buttsex.

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Sciamachy 0

Wow... so your mom is into aural & nasal sex too?!

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sillypun 0

#38 -- hungry -- thats only payback for the guy if his dick as as big as a finger... and which case, he's already been punished his whole life with a laughably small penis. #39 -- alanajoy -- lucky doctor.

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that_one_guy 0

@ #25 Ain't that the truth. Its also a big gateway for stimulus if you get what I'm gettin at.

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MCart_fml 0

#29 LMAO.. many women would be surprised how often they would get "OK" as an answer to that... now what do you do?

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MCart_fml 0

47, you should make the offer and see what he says ;)

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fish1806 0

I like your mum. she can give me a call.

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aabbccdd_fml 0

that's not bad at all... your life isn't ****** in any way whatsoever...

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TheOrpheus 0

way better than the advice i give or get

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Linkshot 0

You guys missed the point. It's the key to a happy marriage, not the key to getting a boyfriend in the first place. It can simply be taken as "be completely open to your husband; not excluding sexually."

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