By cookie_lover_xx - 15/10/2015 06:24 - United States - Chandler

Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
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Keiraquarium 12

To be fair, pole dancing is great exercise

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Soninuva 41

You know, there's this really handy button that makes your comment redundant.

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imbedderdenu 23

well it's in her room right? then it's none of your business. And if the pants look good let her do her thing! be proud your mom wants to look good! just wait till you're her age! it will come quick enough believe me.....

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beeferjay 34

I was thinking about a praise pole, as a way to reach the unchurched and the younger generation

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RedPillSucks 31

please elaborate. praise pole? strippers for Christ?

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beeferjay 34

we all know that Jesus looves strippers. he is the one who invented glitter, for strippers

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christinamarie17 29

24 your profile picture is moderately terrifying. You look far too angry; try making that face while holding a fluffy kitten or something. It might take away the serial killer effect.

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beeferjay 34

I actually laughed. good job. I'm kinda ruthless, but in a "you have to learn that the real world isn't puppies and cotton candy" sorta way. I changed it from the eyeball because I don't want to be associated with the illuminati

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Enslaved 36

Convince her to put it in the living room instead so every one can use it. Fun fun.

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Angelkisses130 26

No offense but why do you really care? Let her live her life, it's not like she's gonna make you watch

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