Miscellaneous: Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas...

By hinowdie - 01/12/2012 10:00 - United States

Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sounds wonderful

By hermit's life - 25/12/2016 07:11 - United States - Sellersburg

Today, I learned that instead of spending Christmas alone with my cat, enjoying chicken quesadillas and a tin of tuna while watching only the best cartoons, my mother's coming over. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 22:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my little brother found the singing Santa Claus from last year, and it still works. I'm now going to be hearing nothing but "We WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!" for the next 20 days. FML

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By catlover - 13/12/2012 11:04 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML

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By Aled - 17/02/2011 16:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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By makeitstop - 02/12/2009 07:14 - Canada

Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2013 19:08 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML

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By christmaswillneverend - 02/01/2013 00:18 - United States - Red Lion

Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:42 - United States

Today, my annoying and disrespectful roommate discovered Pandora. She also discovered that she can play Christmas music on Pandora. Only 23 more days until Christmas. FML

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By brbkillingmyself - 08/08/2015 22:52 - United States

Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML

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By lauramarie - 23/07/2011 14:18 - Canada

Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML

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tj5810 21

Saturday 1 December 2012 17:11

Happy Howlidays, OP! Meowy Christmas. (sorry! I couldn't resist!)

DocBastard 38

Saturday 1 December 2012 17:15

At least she didn't find a copy of "A Very Skrillex Christmas".

Comments

eleenoch 3

Saturday 1 December 2012 22:37

Your mom doesn't complain when you listen to 'Glee' "music" or.J.Beebz for that matter. You only have to listen to sweet kitties and doggies for a short month. Get over it.

kaoszombie 6

Saturday 1 December 2012 23:06

Now with your favorite Christmas hits, such as "We wish you a merry butt sniff", "Deck the howls", and "Dachshund through the snow"!

Misskayfoyer 14

Sunday 2 December 2012 1:03

My mom has that cd... I had to listen to it every year.... I feel your pain.

randomtiings44 9

Sunday 2 December 2012 2:58

Just pray your mom doesn't start meowing along with it...

BaconBoy75 2

Sunday 2 December 2012 3:16

Next time, do a better job of hiding That CD.

winkydog4056 16

Sunday 2 December 2012 5:13

Ermagod, there is such a thing!? And mom bought it? Who thinks of this shit!? At least Alvin & The Chipmunks is cute (but annoying).

Cynicaljellyfish 0

Sunday 2 December 2012 5:37

Embrace the music!

star111 6

Sunday 2 December 2012 6:30

I used to own the Jingle Cats cd. Everyone in my household hated me at Christmas time when I was about 8, with my portable boom box blasting all day long.