By why.mom - 21/08/2019 00:01

Today, my mom got arrested for statutory rape. She apparently had sex with my best friend during a cookout, which was to celebrate my dad's cancer going into remission. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

******* what? How old is your friend? And what evidence did the police have? I don't want to label your mom right away, but if she's been with your friend more than once, or others of a similar age, you might be about to learn some very dark secrets. If it was only the once, and she's guilty, I offer you my sympathies.

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EmDizzle2007 28

the friend is under 18. it's odd that you asked that, honestly.

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0neiros 14

I'd beat the EX-best friend into a ******* coma. He knows your dad is recovering from cancer and screws your mom...His BEST (supposed) friends mom. Oh yeah, I'd be ******* his shit up bad. The only thing I can say otherwise is that maybe the stress of the situation with your dad's health made her go to a bad place mentally, and it's possible that the EX-friend saw this and took advantage of it. Yes people just as there can be teenage murderers, there are a fair amount of teenage sexual predators. Again, either wa I' **** him up so bad he wouldn't be able to reproduce and no woman would want to look at the Horror story that his face would be by the time I was done with it.

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ojosRojos 28

Why are there people in the comments trying to justify the mom’s actions? It doesn’t matter how old the friend is or whether or not he instigated. The mother is a much older ADULT and she raped a CHILD. period.

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