Miscellaneous: Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because...

By thatguy - 25/06/2011 07:47 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML

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By whowhat - 11/07/2013 06:26 - United States

Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

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Boozehound

By fuck you mom - 17/04/2020 20:00

Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML

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Overreacting mom striked again

By Im homeless - 06/02/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML

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Mum

By mummer11 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

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Denial

By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

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By homelesslyf - 30/12/2018 22:00 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I was kicked out of my aunt's house for being 15 minutes late for her to pick me up. She told me she doesn't want me to come home and left me in a panicked mess. My sister and brother are on her side and refuse to talk to me. I'm now couch surfing. FML

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By Deadcat101 - 10/07/2012 23:26 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 17:24 - Germany - Würzburg

Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 06:06

Today, my mother sat me down and told me, "I'm not going to lie, I hate living with you. Please get a job and move out." I'm 16. FML

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bennetts211 2

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:01

I'd stay at your friend's, if I were you.

olpally 32

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:03

wow... your mom is probably an alcoholic... stay at your friends house and stay away from your mom... alcoholics can be abusive... fyl op.. that sucks

Comments

Lolpizza_fml 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:44

be lucky you have a kind friend to let you live with her!

d_ele 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:53

That really sucks OP :( FYL

User1518 6

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:54

I'd definatly rather be at a friends house. I'd be overjoyed if my mom got drunk and told me to leave. I'm sure I'm not the only person in the world. I guess I'm just the glass half-full type.

em1nem13 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 17:01

stop mooching!

Enslaved 36

Saturday 25 June 2011 17:05

I thought jokes were suppose to be funny. What do I know?

User1518 6

Saturday 25 June 2011 17:06

(See comment above) I think I worded that wrong, sorry! I didn't mean it in a bad way... Again reaallllly sorry OP. Good luck with your mom.

mrtoothpick 11

Saturday 25 June 2011 17:09

Reminds me of a crazy lady I saw in a grocery store one time screaming at her 3 year old grandchild to "get a job" because he picked up a candy bar off one of the racks. FYL, OP.