By anonymous - 06/05/2015 13:36 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, my mom got mad at me because I wouldn't write to Ellen Degeneres about her. She now won't talk to me. FML
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praesidiem 16

"Dear, Ellen. My mother is so obsessed with you, that she is ignoring her offspring, simply because I won't send you a letter. So here is my letter, please allow me on your show without my mom. Ps I think you're great. Love, OP"

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amadeclton 27

What the hellen? Your mom's not being very degenerous.

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Ziggy122 15

"Hi Ellen. No one in my family is dying and I am not asking for a big check for $10,000. I'm just writing to you because my mother is a drama queen and refuses to speak to me until I do."

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pickle682 17

I was gonna say just write what she wants but her not talking to you is a huge over reaction

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SystemofaBlink41 27

I agree, I don't think my Mom needs to be institutionalized but she does take the nicest rejections and turns it into the worst thing I could've possibly done. It's brutal!

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hannahneedles 11

I feel your pain, my mother does that too....

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tlnorman 18

Your mother needs a life. Unless she's a celebrity, possesses unique skills, or is some leader of a renowned organization, she's understandably not interested in them. Ellen is too busy to have people's parents on the show.

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tamesenicole 27

She can write it herself ain't nothing wrong with her

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fantasyworld 37

Just write anyways, Ellen's not going to reply to her.

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