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By nightbirdblue - 31/05/2013 18:00 - United States

Today, my mom has gone completely insane and insists we only flush the toilet or wash our hands at the start or end of the day, "to save on bills." My young sister thinks it's the best idea ever. My mom makes our food, and my sister just loves to touch everyone's faces. FML
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nightbirdblue 27

I know. I tried to explain, but that got me screamed at. My mom accused me of acting like the parent and cussed me out.

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Top comments

ThatGuyWhoTalks 10

Your mom is Mr. Krabs?

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michaelm1290 23

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down

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Jharrist89 12

I still can't wrap my head around this.

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worldclassrager 39

That's not healthy...in more ways than one...she might after a bit realize that it's not a good thing...hopefully along with your sister...

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Original_Outcast 23

Well like Cleveland says, "That's just nasty."

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CTMPandemonium 16

And you just forced me to read that in his voice too lol

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kpc2424 13

I'd be eating out a lot more often!

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jeepers_1 21

Wouldn't that just kill the whole concept of saving money? As eating out costs a lot more than the water that would be used...

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rawr_ily96 24

Well, hospital bills would be even more expensive.

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anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 12

Invest in some hand sanitizer and ask everyone to use it? Not using water so keeps those bills down...

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outoftown 26

Volunteer to wash the dishes, vegetables, hand laundry, ANYTHING to keep your hands clean. Then check toilet paper supply, because the diarrhea outbreak will start soon. Good luck being the adult in the house.

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Cristoforo 17

Save a little bit of money on water bill, check. Clearing up your schedules for a lot more doctors visits, check.

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nightbirdblue 27

I submitted a FML like this that was worded slightly different. So small world, I guess.

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PenguinBitch 43

Either that or you've been plagiarized.

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nightbirdblue 27

Exactly, #28, but I suppose there is a chance that someone in the world has a mom and younger sister like mine.

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RedPillSucks 31

It may have been posted under a different ID.

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nightbirdblue 27

My mobile never shows them for whatever reason. _-_ I've submitted like six through mobile and it never shows them under the count. It gives me the email to tell me they did not get accepted, but never changes the number for some stupid reason.

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StarLight1120 3

eww.. that's super unsanitary and frankly getting sick is not worth a few pennies!

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