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Same thing different taste
That's what a druggie would claim
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LOL.... that reminds me to my Youaredaughterofanalcoholicman,youcanalsobeanalcholicifyoudonottakecare conversations with my mother....
Hey, my company's policy is that we fire people who use it. I had to fire a guy the other day. He says, "Well, whatever man, weed has never hurt me." I replied, "Yes it has, you just lost the means of supporting your family over a joint." Seriously though, people who go on and on about drugs to sounds "cool" piss me off. It just gets old fast.
maybe it runs in the family
Never tell your mom anything bad that you have done.
these are the longest Friggin fml answers I've ever seen lmao
Did you know that 100% of people that don't smoke pot die?
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Sounds like your mom is a little uptight. Maybe you could get her a prescription for some medical marijuana.
LMAO, well now we wont blame you if you develop a drinking problem =P