Dogs and Animals: Today, my mom invited me over yet again so I could practice my...

By that_culinary_degree_though - 13/05/2014 02:46 - United States - Auburn

Today, my mom invited me over yet again so I could practice my culinary degree by making an exquisite, gourmet meal for her dog; a three year old Pomeranian who pees in my shoes. FML

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Same thing different taste

By iGreen - 09/07/2011 14:34 - Canada

Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML

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All in the Family

By weedvocate - 25/03/2020 14:02

Today, my mother brought home dinner for 4 people. I was not one of those people. The dog, however, was. FML

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By FishFlingingMonkey - 22/08/2015 03:55 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML

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By BigBallah93 - 05/07/2009 15:23 - China

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for dinner. Her mom gave me some seasoned cauliflower, which I didn't like. Not wanting to dissapoint my girlfriend's mom, I slipped the cauliflower of my plate and gave it to their dog. It turns out cauliflower gives their dog explosive diarrhea. FML

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Bad doggo

By babyboomerang - 12/05/2009 11:16 - United States

Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML

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Bad doggo

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 12:00 - Germany

Today, I'm dog-sitting. To give the pooches some exercise, I took them on a long walk through the fields, where they run, play, and sniff around to their hearts’ content. Thirty seconds after coming back home, one of them made a ginormous puddle right on my living room floor. FML

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Such a cutie

By Anonymous - 30/05/2013 20:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my mum made me take her poodle on a walk, which she'd dressed in a tiara and a pink dog dress. Being a 19-year-old guy, I was pissed. After I got home, I saw that my mom had filmed me from the window and posted it to Facebook, to everyone's great delight. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 09/12/2020 23:02 - Germany

Today, I told my mom that the puppy she was cuddling had a piece of dried poo stuck to its butt. Her reaction was to pluck the poo with her bare hands, put it on the coffee table next to my food, and continue cuddling. FML

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By PuppyLove2009 - 13/11/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML

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By emancipate me - 15/05/2016 19:59 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

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Capt_Obvious 11

Tuesday 13 May 2014 14:27

Next time, make the dog part of the meal and call it a 'foreign delight'

JustJumped 22

Tuesday 13 May 2014 14:29

I hope you declined the invitation

Comments

m1na 4

Tuesday 13 May 2014 17:50

YDI; Just say no.

mn204 13

Tuesday 13 May 2014 19:21

Payback time! You can spit in his food for peeing on your shoes

theycallmeodinz 1

Tuesday 13 May 2014 19:54

feed that bitch ass dog something that gives it the runs. then leave . leave your shoes outside though. and feed your mom something that gives it diarrhea also and just wait for the phone calls and texts. and tell her "you treat me like shit so I gave you the shit you wanted" **** your mom

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 13 May 2014 20:31

Can you make dinner for your family?

ObjectiveCurly 6

Tuesday 13 May 2014 20:52

Serve the dog as part of the meal next time. I hate pomeranian's.

miss_jules 11

Tuesday 13 May 2014 22:13

It's okay to say "no" in life. Even to your own mother :)

KatyLarae 13

Tuesday 13 May 2014 22:37

If I was your mom, I'd invite you over to cook for me

thundermoo 16

Tuesday 13 May 2014 23:22

Again? At this point I'm going to have to go with ydi for allowing her to treat you this way. You're clearly an adult, act like one and stand up for yourself.

cheflife 7

Wednesday 14 May 2014 0:25

Think of it this way...make the gourmet meal for the dog, make extra, then you get free dinner and time to experiment with food. Keep it up though, there's no industry like this! Work hard Chef =)