By that_culinary_degree_though - 13/05/2014 02:46 - United States - Auburn

Today, my mom invited me over yet again so I could practice my culinary degree by making an exquisite, gourmet meal for her dog; a three year old Pomeranian who pees in my shoes. FML
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Capt_Obvious 11

Next time, make the dog part of the meal and call it a 'foreign delight'

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eternal_malaise 10

There might be a career opportunity there. Some people spend huge amounts of money on their pets. You just need to be careful about what to feed them since some people foods are poisonous to them (chocolate, onions, etc.)

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Shade1982 20

There is a market for that, but it's a very small and specific niche, I don't think that alone is enough to make a living... Maybe as a side job.

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tehdarkness 21

Time to learn how to say no!

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Heathtastic 10

There's this thing called saying no. Practice that

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Mooglefox 23

Tell her you make people food, not dog food.

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focenspeil 7

Pretty sure i would accidentally leave it outside at night for the owls.

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jc1015 25

there is such a thing as saying no...also leave your shoes where the dog can't get to them

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