Miscellaneous: Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good...

By mass message - 16/10/2011 00:47 - Canada

Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

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You deserved it 69 953

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By racchhh - 26/07/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I then got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably the only one that would show up." Even my mom thinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded for 3 weeks. FML

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You deserved it 88 507

By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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You deserved it 82 007

By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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You deserved it 22 388

By idiot - 28/07/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 833

You deserved it 126 217

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 523

You deserved it 2 988

By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 122

You deserved it 2 829

By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 05:33 - United States - Romulus

Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 045

You deserved it 9 021

By Giraafe - 09/05/2016 17:53 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 165

You deserved it 1 241

By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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You deserved it 5 818

By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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You deserved it 3 419

Skiddywompus 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:25

OP is definetly an amatuer at party throwing.

enonymous 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:28

Just tell her it was going to be classy with some wine, cheese and Oprah's book of the month.

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kidwiththeface42 7

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:34

Tell her you were throwing a going away party for her... And you sent out the invitations too late?

jadengtfo 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:35

Not the sharpest tool in the shed...

HeavyScout 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:53

Not the brightest crayon in the box...

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:50

Not the sharpest pencil in the case.

gogirls 3

Monday 17 October 2011 0:10

not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree

callmedaddy702 0

Monday 17 October 2011 1:27

Not the brightest sperm in the nutsack......

MJJ5809 9

Monday 17 October 2011 9:07

Not the hottest chick in the ****...

hashshim 23

Wednesday 12 June 2013 18:32

Combo breaker.

saranndipidy 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:39

I would say "sorry I ruined your surprise!"

Mister_Triangle 21

Sunday 16 October 2011 11:52

A surprise party for her mom right after she leaves for a business trip. That's when she'd least expect it! Smart thinking

CassieStrawbs 7

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:42

Wouldn't you have thought to make sure you don't accidentally send a message to your mom if her number is in your phone?

Magic1 9

Sunday 16 October 2011 10:42

Well, I guess not everyone uses their common sense

BellaBelle_fml 23

Sunday 16 October 2011 11:26

Idk why it's called 'common sense', it doesn't seem to be very common.

xMeganMayhem 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 13:00

Nope. OP's phone was supposed to magically skip over her mom's number. Damn faulty technology.

BRAINSOVERLOOKS 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:44

Should of played it off like Lol mom wtf I'm kidding do you really think I would invite you ? Haha

krysxkatastrophe 14

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:46

You didn't think about that before hitting 'send'? Normally in those situations people double check.

ilovefall10 21

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:47

Great way to earn your mom's trust!

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 16 October 2011 10:06

Hopefully you didn't start the message off with something like. "My dumbass **** of a mother is out of town for weekend. Party at my house."

jose18 3

Sunday 16 October 2011 10:06

WOW you fail

Accept 11

Sunday 16 October 2011 10:07

Should put the text on 'WrongNumberTexts' J/s

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