Miscellaneous: Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good...

By mass message - 16/10/2011 00:47 - Canada

Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

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By racchhh - 26/07/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I then got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably the only one that would show up." Even my mom thinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded for 3 weeks. FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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By idiot - 28/07/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

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By yourebeautiful - 31/12/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 05:33 - United States - Romulus

Today, I found out that the messages about the issues in my sex life that I'd been sending to my best friend had been sent to my mother via iMessage. She's coming over for dinner tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 9 021

By Giraafe - 09/05/2016 17:53 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I got grounded because I didn't send my aunt a Mother's Day present. Not only is she not married she doesn't have kids. FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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Skiddywompus 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:25

OP is definetly an amatuer at party throwing.

enonymous 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 9:28

Just tell her it was going to be classy with some wine, cheese and Oprah's book of the month.

Comments

aFreedom127 9

Sunday 16 October 2011 10:13

You're an idiot.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Sunday 16 October 2011 10:56

You.... didn't use "your." :D As for the OP, you are dumbass. YDI.

X3liteXHunterX 12

Sunday 16 October 2011 18:12

No for his sentence you're was the correct word.

DarkHelmet 10

Sunday 16 October 2011 10:33

hahahahahahahaha dumb ass

Cashtangoteam 10

Sunday 16 October 2011 10:38

OP is a De de de

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:05

De de de? As in king Dedede from kirby?

Shankillbutcher 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 10:39

Wow I mean really wow. How could ever do something like that...

Xxak907xX 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 10:46

Idiot. Why the hell do people do that anyway? I've been to a few parties, and they were lame as hell. All I see is grinding, beer, and some weed. I left after ten minutes...and called the cops. [Aren't I just a little party smasher >:)]

Shadow_Phantom 26

Sunday 16 October 2011 10:59

I would as well. I really don't understand why those types of "parties" are fun.

ikickgingers 15

Sunday 16 October 2011 13:16

You say that like grinding, beer, and weed are naughty things. As for calling the cops - that's a bitch move in my book. At the same time I'm old enough to drink and I don't invite minors into my home. Hopefully your associates don't believe in 'snitches get stitches'. That would suck for your face, when they curb stomp you.

thisisafunnyname 12

Sunday 16 October 2011 14:41

If you actually call the cops on them then you're a ******* dick. Especially since you were at the party. But why would go out of your way to get them in trouble?

brianjman14 22

Sunday 16 October 2011 15:52

You ******* called the cops? Asshole...

lissalove17 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 23:53

If there were underage people at the party or they were loud enough to disturb neighbors, good on you for calling the cops! I would too. I hate having to listen to my neighbors till 2 or 3 in the morning when I have to leave for work at 3:30.