Miscellaneous: Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

By allgrowedup - 12/02/2011 03:10 - United States

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

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Same thing different taste

By wtf - 29/11/2010 16:05 - United States

Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 247

You deserved it 4 245

By dangyo - 26/01/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML

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You deserved it 7 087

By bw9669 - 28/01/2010 19:35 - Canada

Today, I had to cancel all of the plans to go away on a romantic weekend with my boyfriend. My parents are going out of town for a night and I have to stay home a babysit my little sister. She's 19. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 756

You deserved it 5 116

By thatguy - 25/06/2011 07:47 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML

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You deserved it 2 990

Bye bye baby

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 14:00

Today, it's been a week since my mom left me at my auntie's, she just called to tell me she took a job abroad. I think I’m an abandoned orphan. FML

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You deserved it 87

By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 06:06

Today, my mother sat me down and told me, "I'm not going to lie, I hate living with you. Please get a job and move out." I'm 16. FML

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You deserved it 240

By My mom - 18/03/2010 01:10 - France

Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML

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You deserved it 12 215

By Bear - 10/07/2017 04:30

Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML

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You deserved it 383

By moviewalker - 26/11/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 895

You deserved it 3 179

By Ania - 15/10/2011 05:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

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You deserved it 3 640

wicker75 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 7:42

You should have sex with the babysitter then

mrssheldoncooper 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 7:40

Your mom needs to cut the umbilical cord. I feel sorry for you.

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Danielt104 6

Saturday 12 February 2011 9:46

DROVE

natpy002 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 9:56

you should hit that

Domo_Arigato7 3

Saturday 12 February 2011 9:57

Suuuucks!

SandraGee 7

Saturday 12 February 2011 10:20

Trust issues or over protective, I guess.

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 12 February 2011 10:23

Having a babysitter there doesn't mean there'll be an instant bangathon. Good lord, people, get away from your computer screens and Kleenex for a moment.

xxmollyxx 25

Saturday 12 February 2011 11:14

You seem to be leaving out the reason why she left you with a babysitter? Must have done something to bring this on yourself.

xxmollyxx 25

Saturday 12 February 2011 11:16

Or the babysitter is the grandma or something.

woopa18 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 11:32

hahaha Maybe she thought you needed some contact with women ...

CodyMFDubb 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 11:56

Definitely should have banged her... hot or not

wicker75 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 14:38

heck ya hit it and quit it lol

sunnysurfchick 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 12:33

What? Why? is your mom mental or something? do you always have a babysitter when she "goes out"

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Bye bye baby

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