Miscellaneous: Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

By allgrowedup - 12/02/2011 03:10 - United States

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

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You deserved it 5 505

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By wtf - 29/11/2010 16:05 - United States

Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 247

You deserved it 4 245

By dangyo - 26/01/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 402

You deserved it 7 087

By bw9669 - 28/01/2010 19:35 - Canada

Today, I had to cancel all of the plans to go away on a romantic weekend with my boyfriend. My parents are going out of town for a night and I have to stay home a babysit my little sister. She's 19. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 756

You deserved it 5 116

By thatguy - 25/06/2011 07:47 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 750

You deserved it 2 990

Bye bye baby

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 14:00

Today, it's been a week since my mom left me at my auntie's, she just called to tell me she took a job abroad. I think I’m an abandoned orphan. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 121

You deserved it 87

By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 06:06

Today, my mother sat me down and told me, "I'm not going to lie, I hate living with you. Please get a job and move out." I'm 16. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 145

You deserved it 240

By My mom - 18/03/2010 01:10 - France

Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML

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You deserved it 12 215

By Bear - 10/07/2017 04:30

Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML

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You deserved it 383

By moviewalker - 26/11/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 895

You deserved it 3 179

By Ania - 15/10/2011 05:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

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You deserved it 3 640

wicker75 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 7:42

You should have sex with the babysitter then

mrssheldoncooper 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 7:40

Your mom needs to cut the umbilical cord. I feel sorry for you.

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Susatayy 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:33

FYL lol

honeylol 0

Friday 22 April 2011 2:03

wow. that's stupid. does your mum know that your 17?

jeepster7874 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:23

haha owned

zwcs 4

Monday 27 June 2011 13:58

ugh I've had to "babysit" for a 15 yr old boy before. not cool at all lol.

Jazze_fml 10

Friday 8 July 2011 13:47

heck you are older than any babysitter i have ever had

rmeyer6 0

Friday 22 July 2011 10:58

was the babysitter a kid in your grade?

celestee21 0

Friday 29 July 2011 21:28

am I the only one who saw the name says "allgrowedup" no wonder you're 17 with a babysitter.......

rostik 1

Thursday 25 August 2011 16:51

your mom wants you to get laid

alinka_fml 0

Thursday 22 September 2011 21:26

well you are still a kid. ydi

Ceyo_fml 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 8:38

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Same thing different taste

Bye bye baby

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