By PheobeBuffay - 11/12/2015 18:14 - Norway - N?tter?y

Today, my mom made me go to church choir rehearsal with her so I could sing "the gay" out of me. FML
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Sing in a really high pitched voice and then slowly make the tone go deeper and then say you're straight

as a scientist I can 100% verify this method

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Singing the gay out has worked for literally every gay male on Broadway.

Ooh that sounds so damaging for you. Hope you've got a loving support system elsewhere OP :

i tryed to tell my cusins who are practically my sisters that im bi and one tried to taze me till i swore on a bible that i was straight....

Tell her that wpuld be fine, if she can sing the stupid out of her!

Sing "It's Raining Men" at the top of your lungs. Your mom's a ****.

I'm sorry your mom is so stupid. Brace yourself for eventually kicking her out of your life, because if she's set in her ways, you might have to.

Yes because singing on stage totally removed the Broadway loving homosexual out of people.

As you sing throw a bunch of rainbow glitter and confetti and say the gay has left your body.

Sorry your mom is stupid on top of being anti-gay. Hopefully other family members or friends will be there to support you. :)