Love: Today, my mom made me go to church choir rehearsal with her so...

I'm sorry. I laughed thinking about that however it must be a difficult time for you. my heart goes out to you. I hope she comes to accept you as you are.

YooperTransplant 8

Saturday 12 December 2015 6:59

Oh honey. The number of gay men in church choirs...

loubabe69 19

Saturday 12 December 2015 7:01

Hahaha oh. My. God. That's hilarious.

jvanevery 19

Saturday 12 December 2015 7:53

well did it work? that's just disgusting is this the 21st century

rabid_otaku 29

Saturday 12 December 2015 8:00

I'm a Christian, and people like your mom seriously piss me off. Be who you are, OP.

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