By PheobeBuffay - 11/12/2015 18:14 - Norway - N?tter?y

Today, my mom made me go to church choir rehearsal with her so I could sing "the gay" out of me. FML
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Sing in a really high pitched voice and then slowly make the tone go deeper and then say you're straight

as a scientist I can 100% verify this method

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Your mom sounds like my mom. She took a picture of my brother dancing with the girls at church and sent it to my dad (who's gay) with the caption "see what you've done". I call bullshit.

This seems counterproductive, in my opinion

but don't most gay guys like to sing, and are relatively good at it?

try switching to doing deathcore vocals in the middle of a song and tell them that it's working and you're fighting satan out of you. XD

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Stay strong OP, bigots happen...

I suppose if you left in a horrible mood it technically worked...

But then, for some reason, so many choir directors are gay.