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By thanksmom - 30/04/2011 01:00 - United States

Today, my mom paid $40 for overnight shipping on delivery of paint for my Art major dropout sister, but insists on making me wait two weeks for my diabetes medication. FML

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By BrokeasAJoke - 03/05/2022 14:00

Today, I asked my mom if I could borrow $20 since I don’t get paid until Friday. She responded with, “Why don’t you return those packages that arrived this week from your online shopping sprees?” FML

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By Mike - 20/12/2017 01:30

Today, I received the Christmas gift I bought for my sister in the mail. I also received a nearly $200 bill for shipping fees, taxes, etc. for a $50 blanket from Canada. FML

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By CaityLovesBo - 05/02/2012 18:49 - United States

Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML

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Experts, schmexperts

By Kitkat - 02/05/2020 14:00

Today, my mom took medical advice from her friend over mine. Her friend sells cheese and I'm a pharmacist. FML

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By Niniva - 01/03/2021 08:01 - United States - Dahlonega

Today, after several hours, two pharmacies, several bus rides, $20, and many phone calls, I returned home. Guess who still doesn't have a glucose monitor? Yup, I have to go do this all again tomorrow. FML

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By Alex - 08/05/2016 19:12 - United States

Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML

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By GDubeau24 - 05/11/2013 17:34 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, the package I've waited for months for finally arrived. It turned out it wasn't for me, but for my sister, who bought the same thing only 2 weeks ago. When I called, the company told me they received my payment, but that there were no more of the item in stock. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2021 07:59 - United States - Verona

Today, as every day for the past three weeks, I had to hear my housemate complain about an order being delayed. The last couple of orders took two months to arrive, and she decided to order yet again from that company, so she checks daily and I have to hear about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, it was my big sister's birthday, and I was told the iPod I ordered her online was not coming due to a mix up. I drove to three different electronic stores before I found the one she wanted. After spending forever in traffic, I came home to find a package on my doorstep. It was her iPod. FML

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By Stickerless - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over for not having my car inspection up to date. I had my car inspected two weeks earlier. Since I'm at college my sticker was mailed to my home. My mother didn't want to pay the 42 cent postage, so now I have to pay $250 because my mother is cheap. FML

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tief06 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:33

that bitch.

Hdemonking 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:34

Fake a hypoglycemic coma. I know I would.

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terranman 4

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:40

ouch

theduff 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:41

grammar nazi's a be coming

starwarsguy330 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:52

Its are coming not a be coming. Sorry just couldnt resist XD, lol

TigerBloodGirl15 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 6:32

DNFTT. Do Not Feed The Troll. U kno he was asking 4 that 1

amadais 1

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:41

im lost a little

sweet_candy_ 17

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:42

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

number1beaner 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 7:28

ya but what about op's future? You can be killed by diabetes you to stay on top of it with the meds

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 8:53

Wow. You're still here?!?

OwNowBrownCow 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 9:19

I guess so

marcranger 28

Saturday 30 April 2011 17:10

19--haha, internet humor is hilarious!...that is what you were going for, right? because otherwise, there is no hope for humanity.

sweet_candy_ 17

Saturday 30 April 2011 18:16

No my sister commented that she want me to look stupid :( well she accomplished that. Her account got banned.

ladybug108 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:42

Paint or medications? hmmm tuff choice...

makayla_roxx 2

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:43

oh... I hate when that happens O.o

benderbot19 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:54

your mom huffs paint.

benderbot19 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 18:13

sorry 2 negative voters. just a lil joke. sensitiiive.

sydmadhurf 6

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:55

I feel so bad for u!! doesn't she realize how important ur Meds are?? and ur DROPOUT sisters painting, that part is just funny:)

benderbot19 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 15:31

i feel bad for your FACE. what happened? it's all willy wonka'd!

Predental 5

Saturday 30 April 2011 5:55

that's just wrong

Belovan 2

Saturday 30 April 2011 6:00

Wow.

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