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By Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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By Pandistoteles - 14/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML

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By cookie_lover_xx - 15/10/2015 06:24 - United States - Chandler

Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML

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By dancingqueef - 22/06/2016 02:39 - United States - Kingston

Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML

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By DrunkenMum - 20/07/2019 12:00

Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By Messiahman - 30/10/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML

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By Facepalm2020 - 21/06/2020 23:01

Today, my mom asked me what twerking was. When I said that it was a club dance, trying to get out of telling her what it actually was, she begged me to teach her how to do it. My mom complained to my dad, who grounded me for not teaching her to twerk her ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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By f_n_fail - 06/12/2016 21:31 - United States

Today, I got a note from my son's kindergarten teacher. During free time yesterday, he told her, "Mommy was stripping". I was indeed stripping. Paint that is. FML

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khaya 9

Monday 30 May 2011 18:58

Well it could have been worse, she could have started to strip and then demand money.

barmeywashere 0

Monday 30 May 2011 18:58

Speechless o.o

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xDragonBeastx 1

Wednesday 8 June 2011 6:15

LOL MPLF (Mom Peolple Like To F*@#

rcloca 10

Thursday 30 June 2011 2:33

those kids r in 4 a show

yoshiyakiryu 20

Thursday 11 August 2011 3:35

Knowing kids these days, they'd have been pole dancing first and OP's mother would have joined in.

Ketchup_Castle 30

Sunday 21 August 2011 16:15

That has to be the most embarrassing thing that I've ever heard of.

yaknowiverse 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 1:33

how wonderful -.-

thekewlest69 9

Sunday 28 August 2011 6:53

Did she do it for free hehe I kid u

thekewlest69 9

Sunday 28 August 2011 7:10

...and she did it for free??

pligkid 1

Sunday 6 November 2011 1:31

I need to know her!

Snazzy_Snaz 17

Friday 11 May 2012 3:45

Stacy's mom has got it goin on

lkb307 21

Wednesday 11 December 2013 1:15

sounds like a hot fun mom to me

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