Miscellaneous: Today, my mom scooped the litter box right before I went to work....

By chriss - 14/04/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, my mom scooped the litter box right before I went to work. I brown bagged my lunch this morning. She brown bagged the poop from the litter box. Both were on the counter. Guess which one I brought to work? FML

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By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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By fedexed - 27/07/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML

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By Hungry - 23/12/2019 01:00

Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML

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By Typrokka - 22/10/2009 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML

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By whoops - 29/06/2014 20:37 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2021 08:01

Today, when I got home from work exhausted and literally ready to fall over, my mom had me carry several heavy bags of dog food for her. Yesterday, it was coals; before that it was horse feed and gas bottles. Before that, I'd just asked her to keep the hard, physical work to the weekends. FML

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By Username - 13/02/2011 02:17 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. 5 minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog shit in the exact same spot apparently to make me look stupid. FML

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By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:22 - United States - Pleasant Hill

Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML

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Jordan10la 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:13

Put it in the fridge at your work. I hear people steal lunches all the time at some places.

madame_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:10

Ewww O_o you didn't realize the smell at all?

Comments

psmart101 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 3:37

why the hell would you put the poop on the COUNTER?! come on.

_FACKMYLIFE_ 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 3:26

I dont know if its really a FML. Ya its embarassing and it smells but c'mon how could you not know?

kcus 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 3:46

Someone doesn't want beans on their tacos anymore..

cadenernest 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 4:21

i just snorted coffee out of my nose laughing at this. hot coffee.

Mr_Sharkings 5

Wednesday 15 April 2009 4:36

>_> Seriously, do some of these people even read the post? Nowhere does it say that his mom made his lunch, just that it was on the counter next to the poop. Also, having a job doesn't mean you're an adult. I'm 16, and I have a job. As do a lot of other people my age. Having a job=/= being old enough to live by yourself.