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By knevs - 22/06/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, my mom sold our electronic stuff to pay for hurricane shutters. We live in Chicago. FML

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By StormSeason - 29/10/2012 12:03 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my dad watched the news and decided to start preparing for Hurricane Sandy by buying $300 worth of long-life and canned food. We live in Australia. FML

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By penguindude82 - 06/05/2012 07:38 - United States - Dallas

Today, I had a huge yard sale. Since I live in a good neighborhood, I decided to leave the stuff out tonight rather than pack it all in for only a few hours. The news didn't say anything about the impending severe thunderstorm. FML

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By hungry - 13/10/2013 05:23 - United States

Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Redlands

Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML

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You deserved it 1 838

Projection

By Anonymous - 22/08/2022 04:00

Today, I was getting ready to go pick up a few things for much-needed projects around the house, when I heard my husband yelling from the basement. The lawnmower had kicked a rock through the expensive sliding glass door we just finished paying off. The rattling refrigerator may have to wait. FML

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By caryl101698 - 09/06/2016 01:40 - United States - Medford

Today, after spending $850 on having our siding, roof and windows powerwashed, a 5-minute storm blew the siding clear off the house. FML

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You deserved it 1 102

By wtf did I do - 02/03/2012 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML

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You deserved it 4 476

Trust issues

By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I decided I'd sell an old motorcycle I had, in order to help with the bills. I had to be at work at the time when an interested buyer was to show up, so I entrusted my mother with the exchange as she's unemployed. Mom pocketed the money and bought a new freezer for her house, and won't pay me back. FML

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You deserved it 119

By suzyyy - 23/02/2011 09:18 - Netherlands

Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

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You deserved it 28 315

By Maruska28 - 07/09/2017 20:00

Today, we bought our first home after months of searching and years of saving. It's directly in the path of Hurricane Irma and may be destroyed before we even get the chance to move in. FML

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OrgasmicBunnies 9

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:04

Did she sell the car for gas money too?

ILoveEggnog 7

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:03

Gotta watch those winds coming off of Lake Michigan....

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dyble95 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:08

some people have lower intelligence then others. ops mom might be leaning to handicap. sucks for you op.

scruffy_janitor5 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:09

wow she got robbed, all I had to do to get some was to sell my car

aliceisbored 11

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:10

but you had the ability to write an FML?

dakotalesmercy 6

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:10

lol sucks to be you

rolandinho 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:10

totally sucks!

LileyLove 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:11

You never know OP you never know.

MrXerxes5 6

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:11

Better safe than sorry

Josh67 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:13

damn that sucks... I commented the same thing you did at the same time >_>

Hanjian 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:17

damn what's the chances of that

medotcom 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:22

100%?

Josh67 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:31

nah it's over 9000

XxHunterHavocxX 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 14:45

Yeah, better safe than sorry when you have no emergency contact when your in need of help. Fyl op.

TheNewGuy03 28

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:11

39, perfect timing. heh. |the kid|

Josh67 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:11

hey better safe then sorry?

thatnucca 36

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:12

Paranoid much, or is she just plain nuts?

ipwnlosers 4

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:27

Well, two tornados did touch down here two says ago...

Josh67 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:43

2 says? man that's not that long ago

Goldberg1102 0

Friday 24 June 2011 6:55

oh you know it

ipwnlosers 4

Friday 24 June 2011 23:43

Please excuse my mistake. I ment to say days.

CompettiveCheer 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:17

If you don't have any electronics, how are you posting this? ... Awkward.

lulututu 4

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:20

Library. Friends computer or phone. School.

drewgreenan 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 14:47

ya well your giving a bear a lap dance so we don't like you either

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Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML

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Today, my girlfriend will only have sex when she's on her period, because it's the only time she gets horny. She also gets body acne, bloating, and utterly foul BO and gas. The sex is so unpleasant, I'm starting to wish she just got cranky and emotional. FML

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Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML

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Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML

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Today, I wanted to experience the free breeze while riding on my bike, so I skipped wearing a helmet for the first time in a long while. I got fined just two minutes after. FML

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Today, my workplace was having a "prices are down" promotion. I had to wear a badge that said, "Down and staying down" all day, opening myself up to a lot of weirdos winking at me or saying, "Oh yeah, I bet you are". FML

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Today, I was able to find the Facebook profile of my ex-boyfriend’s girlfriend, for whom he left me for. I had been curious about who she was, and when I zoomed in on her profile pic of them together, I noticed she was wearing the ring he'd got me for Christmas and that I'd given back to him. FML

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Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

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