By ughhhh - 03/05/2014 21:10 - United States

Today, my mom spent over $200 getting me tested for every drug in the book. All because I admitted to smoking a single cigarette two years ago. FML
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Welshite 39

Can we please not start this debate again? I'm even asking nicely.

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khaoticpanda 28

Untrusting and overreactive parents can seriously mess up their kids. Im sorry OP, shes wasting her money,

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poopface82 19

Hmmm...gross overreaction if I ever saw one. Most kids try stuff like that at least once. I told my dad I tried a cigar in high school (a month or two after the fact) and it was fine - no drug test, no nothing, but then again, I didn't even drink until I was 27 and even now very sparingly for no other reason than that I just don't like most alcohol and can't stand the smell of cigarettes and marijuana. So yeah...a good parent applauds honesty. OP's mom needs a chill pill. Or a good ******.

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rks01 13

lack of trust leads to a lot of tests.. and waste of money.. sucks

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EvanTheBaker 3

Shouldn't have said anything to begin with.

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AmberAusgeflippt 13

Also, don't smoke. I smoked from the time I was 10 until just a few months ago and I am now 23. My boyfriend wakes me up nearly every night in a panic because I stop breathing in my sleep for a lengthy period of time and then gasp for air. I, most likely, have sleep apnea. In addition to stopping breathing in my sleep, I snore like my grandfather who sounds like a boat horn when he snores and I wake up more exhausted than when I went to sleep. This has all started since I quit smoking. Nice reward for quitting? Nope, more like reassurance not to EVER start again. Thank you, menthol 100's!!

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Shade1982 20

Sleep apnea is mostly unrelated to smoking, you may have two completely different things... [EDIT] Maybe I should clarify that before getting negrepped to h*ll :P. It is possible, but remote. Problem is however, when a doctor examining you for sleep apnea hears you are a smoker, they will immediately blame it on that, while that may not actually be the cause at all. You'll have a hard time getting them to look beyond that though. [/EDIT]

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sp4ghetti 9

Parents aren't supposed to be your friends, even though she may have overreacted, she's just showing through her sporadic actions how much she cares about your safety and health. I knew someone in an almost identical situation, but when their parents got them drug tested, they surprised us all by actually having been doing a whole plethora of drugs. I'm sure when you are a parent you will understand.

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darkfireflame 15

And there goes your college fund in one overzealous overreaction.

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