Drugs and Health: Today, my mom spent over $200 getting me tested for every drug... - FML

By ughhhh - 03/05/2014 21:10 - United States

Today, my mom spent over $200 getting me tested for every drug in the book. All because I admitted to smoking a single cigarette two years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 04:07 - United States - Mccomb

Today, my mom found my dad's hidden stash of cigarettes. He told her they were mine and now I have to spend two hours at therapy for my "smoking problem" every weekend. I've never smoked. FML

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By Goody2shoes - 21/07/2010 16:08 - India

Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML

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By EgoMoose - 28/12/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

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NOT NOW!

By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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By imobesejk - 17/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

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That's what a druggie would claim

By Chris Bores - 20/11/2020 08:03 - United States - Prince Frederick

Today, my family staged an intervention and demanded I go to rehab. Why? My mom found 'drug papers' in my car. It was a receipt from a routine drug screening for my job. It was also over two years old. FML

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By cannabis_this420 - 17/03/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. I was a smartass and asked, "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently, she does. FML

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By anonymous - 14/06/2016 16:47 - United States - Inverness

Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML

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Chill out, Judy

By Anonymous - 11/07/2021 08:01

Today, my mom found out about my brother smoking. She calmly discussed smoking with him. On the other hand, I got yelled at and made to do chores all day despite having a university exam, just because I knew about it but I didn't tell her, because I knew that I would get the short end of the stick. FML

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By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 4 May 2014 1:39

Can we please not start this debate again? I'm even asking nicely.

khaoticpanda 28

Sunday 4 May 2014 1:30

Untrusting and overreactive parents can seriously mess up their kids. Im sorry OP, shes wasting her money,

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asherm 15

Sunday 4 May 2014 9:40

Well her loss of $200 for not trusting you.

ZannityZan 13

Sunday 4 May 2014 9:51

Don't know why your mum had to crack her head over such a minor issue...

Mauskau 35

Sunday 4 May 2014 12:38

I'm sure I remember seeing an FML just like this a couple of years ago.

deviedoodle 8

Sunday 4 May 2014 19:40

Drugs are bad. Mmkay?

inbredlefthand 10

Sunday 4 May 2014 20:07

Be happy that your parents care about you. Good for you for being honest though.

walkingspastic 22

Sunday 4 May 2014 20:49

$200 down the drain for not trusting your kid? Hope she learned a valuable lesson.

Martnikk 15

Sunday 4 May 2014 21:51

Joke is on her she payed 200 bucks for drug tests

Stevieray20 13

Sunday 4 May 2014 22:49

My parents r the same way. I want to move away an never speak to them again. I want to live my own life and make my own decisions. Thank god im transfering to a college away from home in the fall!

fantasyworld 37

Monday 5 May 2014 0:47

A lot of people experiment with drugs.

Axel5238 29

Monday 5 May 2014 4:41

Depending on the OP's age it could be the parents being parents or they are over stepping there bounds. Lots of people start trying drugs in high school and college. Granted, because of a cigarette is a bit much. Unless, OP has a friend that concerns the parents that may have gotten the OP interested in trying stuff like smoking, drinking and other stuff.

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