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By helpfulmom - 26/07/2009 18:39 - Canada

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Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 70 144
You deserved it 6 780

Same thing different taste

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Well atleast she won't kill you for having sex now.... o.0

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...did the mother just... ah, 'get' to explaining it to him before the OP? Is "taught" code for the mother literally putting the condom on the boyfriend? I certainly wouldn't want my father "teaching" my girlfriend how to use matching-magnetic genitalia & vibrator rings. Too many variable, but one thing is certain: mother got to telling boyfriend before OP did. Have to defer to a YDI. As far as the social/sexual embarrassment dynamic of this post... Mommy beat you to the punchline in SexEd for your boyfriend. That's *best case* scenario, at least according to my experience with 'mothers-*teaching*-me-how-to-put-a-condom-on'. Mostly because that kind of thing ranks ahead of 'mothers-*teaching*-me-how-to-remove-a-bra-seamlessly"... mostly.

elegantcr1mes 0

If she was just doing it for the sake of teaching, fyl. If your boyfriend doesn't know how to put on a condom, you shouldn't have been having sex with him in the first place.

Your boyfriend is a dumbass. Has he heard of google?

bballgirl135 0

the worst thibg that could happen iz she teachs him how to use it and that if yur mom teachs him she probably want to get some fir herself!! idk

wickedgrl13 0

lmao!! I hate when people "txt talk" on the internet. Seriously. Stop being so damn lazy and learn to spell!

So your mom thinks your a ****? Boyfriend of two weeks and she feels compelled to show him how to put on a condom.

Well.. my mom threatens to kill my boyfriend that I secretly have. She doesn't even know we're dating - and she threatens to kill him. So imagine if she knew we were.. Still; fyl.