Intimacy: Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a... - FML

By helpfulmom - 26/07/2009 18:39 - Canada

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Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 12:55 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

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By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

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Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

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Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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Kinda awkward

By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 01:18 - United States - Tampa

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 00:32 - United States

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Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML

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Cockblocked

By sad gf - 14/11/2010 20:29

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 06:30 - United States

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Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

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GravyIsYummy 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:30

At least you can be safe now.

somekidfrom93 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:32

Well atleast she won't kill you for having sex now.... o.0

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i_own_you 1

Monday 10 August 2009 20:17

If you guys are going to talk use actual words not msn chat after all this is fmylife.com not msn.com

aidsgiver247 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 23:28

OP your mum thinks you are a ****. So do i. FYL ****. ****.your.slutty.******* LIFE.

utopian_fml 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 23:34

YDI for not showing him yourself, douche

Itachi661 0

Friday 14 August 2009 19:16

...... well that sucks for you. l50 YOUR A DUMBASS...... that is all I have to say.

dvs01 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 3:00

Your mom is cool. You, however, seem to have issues. Perhaps you can talk to them about your mom and get over things that never were a problem.

mike1921 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 23:56

Dude, really? You think a normal teenage girl wouldn't mind their mother telling their boyfriend how to put something on their dick which he would only need to know if he was planning on ******* them?

Bloonbloon 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 6:00

#152 so are you

frikkinhannah 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:38

Oh my God.

sammiesunshine11 0

Monday 15 February 2010 21:43

God!! WTF why are all of these SLUTTY-*****-ISH moms sleeping with their daughters boyfriends they need to stop being cougars,and get their own ******* life!!!!! I feel really bad for you.Sorry sunshine

vincentjoel23 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 23:28

that's a nice mom!

mackattack9 9

Sunday 6 June 2010 2:42

I bet your mom is gonna give him pointers when u are doing it

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