By helpfulmom - 26/07/2009 18:39 - Canada

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Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML
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somekidfrom93 0

Well atleast she won't kill you for having sex now.... o.0

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rollursk8r 0

awkward... still , your mom was just making sure you were safe and why didn't your boyfriend know how to use a condom??? maybe he was absent that day in sex ed. m/ peace out!!!

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Eelusive 0

Great for him. Your mom green lighted him to shag your brains out.

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mike1921 0

That's not the way I'd put it. It's less-so a green light as much as a speed limit. It's not stopping or allowing it, it's just saying "when and if you go you can't go this fast"

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slaveowner190461 0

ur a dumbass she taught him for when they do so they dont **** up ur prolly a loser and a 40 y/old virgin cuz i no ur not in ur 20s or younger cuz u wouldnt have written that big ass paragraph ur an idiot 47

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cucumberfabulous 7

Hahah people 20 and under can't write a paragraph? .... =)

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Sugar_lipsXo 0

uhmmmmm maybe you shouldnt be having sex if your mom has to teach your boyfriend how to put a condom on... how old are you again? have your boyfriend keep it in his pants.

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mike1921 0

Shut the **** up. You can't judge someone's intelligence just by him not knowing one thing

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alpacino_fml 0

at least she didnt show him how to eat you out

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heybud 0

did she offer, or did he ask.. haha

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bexox 0

pimpin88- The mom was probably making sure he knew how to put one on properly so that she didn't get "knocked up". Also, even if they are having sex after 2 weeks, that doesn't make her a *****. What about him?

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