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By Chucho - 01/09/2012 13:58 - United States - Boston

Today, my mom told me that she rather wait for the city bus all day, than allow me to give her a ride. FML

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By brokewithnocar - 21/01/2017 20:00

Today, my mom changed her mind about driving me to a job interview because she wants to attend a meeting at a church she told me she'd never go back to, full of people she hates. I can't drive because she refuses to teach me how. There's no public transportation. FML

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By crushed - 11/12/2015 00:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML

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Today, I argued with my mom that I deserved enough independence to ride my bike to school. Halfway there, I realized I was so out of shape that I had to call her for a ride. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2013 06:13 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I waited over an hour for my bus. As I finally saw it approaching, I reached into my purse to grab my ticket. The lady next to me then gave the driver a hand signal to keep driving. FML

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By leftbehind - 27/02/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my family was leaving for a weekend trip and was supposed to pick me up on the way down. About an hour before they are supposed to arrive, my mom calls to tell me that there's no room left in the car, so they won't be stopping to get me. FML

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By Giveninsally - 09/10/2023 05:00

Today, my roommate wanted me to try out a new bus route home, I knew it might take longer but she really wanted me to try, so I went with her. After waiting for ages at The Exchange bus stop for the last bus home, we missed it, and had to take an Uber. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2013 16:05 - United States

Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML

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By wowjuststop - 03/10/2009 01:01 - United States

Today, I got offered a ride to go home for the weekend. I go to college six hours away from home and haven't seen my family for almost two months. When I called my mom with the good news, she told me not to come. FML

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By Username - 06/06/2011 03:29 - United States

Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML

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By ggbhghggg - 18/11/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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Top comments

ohmandapants 16

Saturday 1 September 2012 18:18

So then that's her problem. Let her wait for the bus, you can't force her to be comfortable in the car with you.

Queen_Cosmos 7

Saturday 1 September 2012 18:18

Wow, you must be a bad driver if she prefers waiting for the bus all day.

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SoultheWolf 19

Sunday 2 September 2012 2:08

If you are a bad driver then you completely deserve this. I'd rather wait hours for a bus then have my brother drive me becasue he scares me to death...

nickolascronk 3

Sunday 2 September 2012 5:43

That doesn't sound like a problem.

Radtastic 9

Sunday 2 September 2012 6:53

What's the problem?.. lol

XRaYKaT 3

Sunday 2 September 2012 7:22

Damn, so do always shit yourself when you're around her or something? Then I can understand why she does that.

stitesy29 18

Sunday 2 September 2012 7:46

Moms are always terrible drivers and panic hipocritically whenever their kids drive

ellytoad 13

Sunday 2 September 2012 17:07

When my mom taught me to drive, she'd freak out whenever I was as clumsy as she usually is. What's worse, being judged causes me to make more mistakes. It was a frustrating time.

musicluvr2000 11

Sunday 2 September 2012 21:52

Eco-friendly!

op90 6

Tuesday 4 September 2012 9:13

Good! Her happy ass can sit outside all day ~,•

mashimarox 12

Wednesday 5 September 2012 4:20

gimme datcoochie

clairesucks 37

Tuesday 24 March 2015 16:02

Oh well, her loss *shrug

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