Love: Today, my mom told my abusive ex-boyfriend, whom I broke up with... - FML

By exnotwelcome19 - 02/05/2011 01:05 - United States

Today, my mom told my abusive ex-boyfriend, whom I broke up with 5 days ago, that he is always welcome at my house. She "misses him". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 20:15 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML

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You deserved it 3 431

By help - 05/01/2015 18:52 - Malta - Naxxar

Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML

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You deserved it 2 806

Ain't gonna end well

By Anonymous - 02/12/2023 18:00 - United States - Wilmington

Today, my abusive mom just moved into my house, within two weeks of me losing my job. FML

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You deserved it 132

By Anonymous - 30/06/2019 14:05

Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML

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You deserved it 149

By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 15:16 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

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You deserved it 10 283

By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 217

By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 147

You deserved it 2 803

By coward - 03/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom

Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML

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You deserved it 2 027

There's still hope, then?

By Anonymous - 07/10/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my abusive ex came over to my apartment, hoping to "work things out." Not only did we break up more than 13 years ago, but I moved to a different state just to get away from him. FML

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You deserved it 59

Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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You deserved it 1 224

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YacL 15

Monday 2 May 2011 8:50

Does she even know he abuses you? If she does then yeah, FYL big time, if not, then you should probably tell her.

HSOMGF 5

Monday 2 May 2011 8:52

Sounds like you need to break up with your mom, too.

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iEatcheesee 0

Monday 2 May 2011 10:13

That's just sad. My mom would've whooped his butt.

RainbowHeadache 2

Monday 2 May 2011 10:16

An abusive boyfriend/girlfriend wouldn't come anywhere near my kid. I wouldn't be okay with anyone hurting them. If Ops mom knows then she's a terrible mother. If not then YDI for not telling her. She can't know that he doesn't need to be around if you don't say anything.

10thPrestige 0

Monday 2 May 2011 10:21

Ehhh. Restraining order anyone?

that_is_Nathy 9

Monday 2 May 2011 10:22

Did your mother know? If so, ask her what is going on in her mind, and probably get some help from another source, since she clearly isn't the right adress. If not, go and tell her, and better be quick

Airick_TheGreat 2

Monday 2 May 2011 10:24

umm your screwed

fairypower 4

Monday 2 May 2011 10:30

how does he abuse you?

btnhdude 0

Monday 2 May 2011 10:38

Cheerchick, you sound "hella" stupid.

BABTcakes 0

Monday 2 May 2011 10:44

ehh.. clothes could go for two to three wear.. depending on what you do in them... but you have to wash it when there's stains!! btw.. I'm bored.. so play black ops w me. :) xbox live gamertag: ReVeRt Me

BABTcakes 0

Monday 2 May 2011 10:46

wtff.. posted in the wrong one gees.. **** my life...

BABTcakes 0

Monday 2 May 2011 10:48

fyl.. your mom should know better..

katie15xx 0

Monday 2 May 2011 10:53

54 people are messed up

Person1233 12

Monday 2 May 2011 12:17

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Today, I’ve worked out that my neighbour is cheating. Her husband leaves at 7, another guy arrives at 9, vigorous sex noises last for an hour, then the guy leaves. It’s come to this has it, I’m so bored since losing my job that I’ve become a nosy neighbour lady. Why won’t anyone hire me? FML

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Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML

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Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML

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Today, I was the designated emotional support person for my friend's mom as she went to have her sick cat put down. The cat was aggressive towards the male vet. She said, "She doesn't like men" to which the vet replied, "Well, soon that won't be a problem." The willpower it took both of us to not yell at him, or worse… FML

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Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML

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Today, my rather large boss told me how the company needs to save money, how we are going downhill fast, even suggesting that we might go bankrupt very soon. He then went on to ask me to go get him some very expensive scotch using the company credit card to, "help him cope with the stress." FML

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Today, I traveled to my hometown for a funeral. I'm staying with my family in the house I grew up in. My dad told me they'd "completely renovated" the house. There's still only one bathroom for the seven of us and I'm sleeping on the floor for the entire two weeks. FML

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Today, marks my third day of school being closed due to snow. One, and only one, of the teachers has decided that we have to do work online in the meantime. I just so happen to be in three of his classes. FML

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