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By exnotwelcome19 - 02/05/2011 01:05 - United States

Today, my mom told my abusive ex-boyfriend, whom I broke up with 5 days ago, that he is always welcome at my house. She "misses him". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 20:15 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after I had changed my number to get away from my abusive ex, my mom decided to give him my new one. She insists that I need to give him another chance. FML

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By help - 05/01/2015 18:52 - Malta - Naxxar

Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML

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Ain't gonna end well

By Anonymous - 02/12/2023 18:00 - United States - Wilmington

Today, my abusive mom just moved into my house, within two weeks of me losing my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2019 14:05

Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 15:16 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

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By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

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By coward - 03/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom

Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML

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There's still hope, then?

By Anonymous - 07/10/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my abusive ex came over to my apartment, hoping to "work things out." Not only did we break up more than 13 years ago, but I moved to a different state just to get away from him. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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YacL 15

Monday 2 May 2011 8:50

Does she even know he abuses you? If she does then yeah, FYL big time, if not, then you should probably tell her.

HSOMGF 5

Monday 2 May 2011 8:52

Sounds like you need to break up with your mom, too.

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daydreamer995 0

Monday 2 May 2011 20:13

WTF?

blizzle718 0

Monday 2 May 2011 20:22

abuse him back

flashback.miss 28

Monday 2 May 2011 20:43

the f:::k.... My advice take all necessary precautions agaivst your ex and mother seriously... Your mom is is know what?? Smh

anna1414 2

Monday 2 May 2011 22:28

wooooooooow she's a biiiiaaaaatttchhh!!

moonglow93 4

Monday 2 May 2011 22:41

I kne what yu mean !!?

88sforlife 0

Monday 2 May 2011 22:45

hmm ...

missy76518 0

Monday 2 May 2011 23:31

if she doesnt know thats one. another shes prob. messing around with him

LibraLove 0

Monday 2 May 2011 23:38

SERIOUSLY MOM!!!!????!!!! DO WE EVEN KNOW WHAT THE TERM ABUSE MEANS ANYMORE!!??!!??

softball1432 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 0:02

they probably have something going on then..

DIESINBLOOD 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 0:42

Well, did you tell her that he was an abusive bastard? If not, then I see no reason why you should be upset, so she likes him, unless they have a thing going on, I don't see why this is an FML.

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Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML

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Today, I went to run an errand while my parents helped unpack boxes in my new house. When I returned, my dad said to me, "I wasn't going to say anything, but we 'did it.' I'll let you figure out which room." FML

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Today, I realized that my husband and I are at that point in our marriage where "sleeping together" means scooting closer to each other in the bed. FML

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Today, my mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and started crying and screaming. My mom walked in and informed me that the sound was her making popcorn. FML

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Today, my future mother-in-law blamed me for the death of her husband because I should have taken him to the ER when she didn't feel like it. She then blamed me for her getting a new boyfriend less than two months later and making her son hate her when she insisted he call the guy "Dad". FML

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