Miscellaneous: Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very... - FML

By Dammit... - 20/11/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

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By tbree - 19/09/2014 22:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

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By ohaifml - 04/09/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 13:12 - Belgium

Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2013 17:19 - United States - Lake Ariel

Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By embaressed - 19/12/2009 09:44 - United States

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By love_to_live - 28/07/2012 04:17 - United States - Waupun

Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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craphappened 4

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:01

Like anyone around you would care about the pads you use.

HazyVortex 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:02

at least she is showing concern? :D haha embarrasing

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lovemycharlies2 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:48

i hate when parents do stupid embarrassing shit like that. How stupid can you be? or how big of a bitch are you if its intentional or you just don't care how humiliating and uncomfortable that is for everyone involved?

zachyd 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:49

I agree, plug that shit!

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Saturday 20 November 2010 9:22

seriously... please all English majors **** off... also who cates who posts first... oh... and OP... next time you're in a grocery store with dad, tell him, nice an loud in front of the cashier.."Dad, here are the condoms u wanted me to get for you"... and see how he likes it!!!

FFML_314 11

Saturday 20 November 2010 9:35

*Seriously, please, all English Majors, **** off. Also, who cares who posts first? Oh and OP, next time you're in a grocery store with your dad, tell him nice and loud and infront of the cashier, "Dad, here are the condoms that you wanted me to grab for you." See how he likes it! Yeah, you're right. **** you peoplethatknowhowtoformgrammaticallycorrectsentences!

marinus_fml 19

Saturday 20 November 2010 9:48

FFML that was brilliant! *wipes away a tear*

firechildredhead 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 9:26

You were buying pads at the mall? What? You've got some kind of freaky mall.

MuchDance90s 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 10:39

one that has a drug store ?

Melaniee_fml 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 15:15

that's what I was thinking

dilligaf24 1

Saturday 20 November 2010 16:16

target is in most malls & they sell them...

firechildredhead 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 19:26

Oh yeah. I suppose. Those cheap low end malls have Targets huh?

its_tuesday 6

Saturday 20 November 2010 9:32

pahahahahaahahaha SUPER ABSORBENT PADS!!! they're very similar to tiny matresses.

angel55033 12

Saturday 20 November 2010 9:39

big deal every girl gets they're period don't be so shy about it

miss_Ali 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 9:42

that sucks... but hella funny!

kait729 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 8:03

your very cute if you hace a ps3 add me jojotwo09

maphineRAWRS 10

Saturday 20 November 2010 9:55

personally, that's not embarrassing anymore, unless there was a group of cute guys who heard then I don't think it's embarrassing enough for an fml (:

Slammedintegra 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 10:06

What were you doing at the mall! Get back in the kitchen!

Zmeilerr 22

Saturday 20 November 2010 11:05

Oh, cmon now. These Sammich/Get back in the kitchen jokes are really getting old. People would respect you more if you took the time to create something original.

gwenny3000 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 11:24

Never go shopping with your parents and buy your own pads! Still sucks though :p

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