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By Dammit... - 20/11/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

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Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML

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Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML

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Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By love_to_live - 28/07/2012 04:17 - United States - Waupun

Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

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craphappened 4

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:01

Like anyone around you would care about the pads you use.

HazyVortex 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:02

at least she is showing concern? :D haha embarrasing

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funktown 2

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:13

jeez, how much do u bleed down there

catatonicsleep 17

Saturday 20 November 2010 11:16

Lots of people use the extra absorbent pads for night time, they often are labeled with night time and have moons and stars on the packet...

CartmanKicksAss 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:13

sucks to be uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tasanasanta 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:15

Too bad you will never see any of those people ever again... I would laugh at that if I were you XD But hey, what do I know, I'm a guy =/

marinus_fml 19

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:24

You should have yelled at him not to forget to get extra small condoms for himself!

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:35

He's just joking. marinus likes talking about condoms, don't you?(:

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:48

So what are you going to do when you're married and have 5 babies already. Snip snip?

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 20 November 2010 9:32

Sorry, I should know better. Guys don't even want to have their dogs neutered.

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 20 November 2010 9:44

59 what happened to your other two comments? They just disappeared???

H3ALTHFR3AK 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 10:02

nice one, 41

Bee_fml 2

Saturday 20 November 2010 10:45

We love everyone! :-)

dilligaf24 1

Saturday 20 November 2010 16:13

you won .! lmao

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:28

God bless your dad for getting his little girl some Kotex. How proud he must be you're finally a woman.

iheartglasses 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:31

I assure you no one will remember that youre the chick who needed super absorbent lol Im sure your dad was equally embarrassed. I dont want anyone telling me loudly to get extra thick pads for my kid, but I have just a boy for now so Im in the clear lol

nayeli760 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 9:42

I know right, I'm sure the dad must've been embarrased too. "Today, my wife told me to get my daughter super absorbent pads. Very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

Glenn_Coco 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:33

Better for you, no bloody accidents xD Which by the way really suck :/

bloobelly 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:35

sucks for you

Bishop181 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:40

Thats what you get for being Lazy!

Twigggy 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:43

everyone knows chicks bleed, get over yourself OP at least your mom didn't yell to your dad what kind if douche you use.

Twigggy 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:48

of*

MuchDance90s 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 10:37

Ummmmmm this isn't 1970. people don't douche anymore. it is very very unhealthy and it actually increases the bad bacteria that'll make you stink...........

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