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By Dammit... - 20/11/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By love_to_live - 28/07/2012 04:17 - United States - Waupun

Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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craphappened 4

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:01

Like anyone around you would care about the pads you use.

HazyVortex 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:02

at least she is showing concern? :D haha embarrasing

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kikibisweet 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 18:25

Did you also need to shave your chin?

cagedglobe 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 21:04

it's in a mall you'll never see any of them ever again do don't worry :D

colombiancartel 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 22:03

Why is this an FML¿

eryan1694 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 23:18

that fucken sucks!

alexFYL 11

Sunday 21 November 2010 1:45

I'm pretty sure everyone knows females get periods. No one cares. Also even if someone laughed, no one really cares. What it boils down to? No one cares. (also, who would buy not-very-absorbant pads? Sounds like a waste of money.)

ComaStance 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 3:55

what no auntie em's pretzel?

persimmon 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 5:24

you were at a mall with your parents?

zodak 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 11:22

you buy tampons at the mall? lmao

Alice_laughed 13

Saturday 27 November 2010 6:17

Don't be embarrassed, OP. Everyone knows that chicks get their period, it's not a big deal.

alyssaxoxomichel 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 20:58

happeed to me before mom said whar do you want extra or super pads really loud in waalmart

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