Miscellaneous: Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very...

By Dammit... - 20/11/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

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By tbree - 19/09/2014 22:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

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By ohaifml - 04/09/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 13:12 - Belgium

Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2013 17:19 - United States - Lake Ariel

Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By embaressed - 19/12/2009 09:44 - United States

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By love_to_live - 28/07/2012 04:17 - United States - Waupun

Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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Saturday 20 November 2010 8:01

Like anyone around you would care about the pads you use.

HazyVortex 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:02

at least she is showing concern? :D haha embarrasing

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simple41 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 11:25

ydi for getting periods. ****

ealopez826 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 11:57

how rude

WorkThatButt 2

Saturday 20 November 2010 12:04

Atleast she didn't get you an electric razor and told you how to shave your mustache -.o

rockhound 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 12:37

bet it looked a lot like the face on the right side of your profile pic

timtamslam 19

Saturday 20 November 2010 13:22

how embarrassing! but hey, better than the blood seeping through your clothes! (;

alwaysawesome 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 13:48

yeah you'll get used to it I'm sure

duckie227 22

Saturday 20 November 2010 14:33

oh noes! you're a girl who has periods! you're the only one in the world! how horrible!!

HiThere22 1

Saturday 20 November 2010 14:44

At least your Dad is man enough to buy something like that for you instead of being embarrassed by it.

FreakinChaps 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 14:44

It's not so bad. Every girl gets their period, get over it.

zackkmann21 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 15:34

haha ew..?

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