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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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By krt - 03/10/2010 23:29 - United States

Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 15:17 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML

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By bm - 11/02/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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By Dasani - 16/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML

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Fortunate Son

By Anonymous - 03/05/2012 23:35 - United States - Wichita

Today, I had a look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML

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Picture perfect

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 06:00

Today, I had to get my picture taken for a volunteer badge at the hospital. My sister came home and told my parents that she'd had a horrible day at work. They showed her my picture to cheer her up. FML

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By qwerty - 27/11/2018 22:08

Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML

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By UglySister - 02/12/2009 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

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trent_h 9

Friday 24 January 2014 19:23

Anyone else see that she said 5ml instead FML?

Welshite 39

Friday 24 January 2014 19:20

Honestly, there are just some people who take horrible pictures. It doesn't mean you look horrible outside if those pictures. Chin up. :)

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AlwaysWatching 27

Friday 24 January 2014 22:02

It says 5ML....

Electricsoap 2

Friday 24 January 2014 22:51

I would 5ML too.

Darkblade21 20

Friday 24 January 2014 23:03

Anyone notice it and a few others say "5ML", rather than "FML"?

it__happens 17

Friday 24 January 2014 23:11

Typo

qwils 11

Friday 24 January 2014 23:28

For those of you that don't understand the 5ML, FML is 5 years old today!:)

crazypplun1te 4

Friday 24 January 2014 23:32

5ML!

catella_fml 12

Friday 24 January 2014 23:50

Anyone else notice it says 5ML instead of FML

Elfkid21 19

Saturday 25 January 2014 0:14

what a horrible thing for ANYONE to say, ESPECIALLY your own mother!! = -_-' =( I'm sorry you had to endure that!!! there was NO NEED whatsoever where you should have!!!

Peach_assassin 8

Saturday 25 January 2014 0:57

"Funny, that's what Dad said about you"

dmbfan31 7

Saturday 25 January 2014 2:29

Ouch, hopefully she's just blunt and not hateful. My grandma once told my mom that mom was the ugliest baby she had ever seen, that's just how she was.

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Today, I went to my crush's house. We were watching a movie when suddenly he started kissing me. As it deepened he began to feel around. He was groping my armpit the whole time but I was too embarrassed that my underarm could pass for my boobs to redirect him. FML

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Today, at the small daycare I run, I turned around to put something away. I heard a splashing sound and then saw one of my kids vomiting. He puked several times, and managed to hit the only rug in the entire house. FML

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