By theassman - 11/03/2009 04:42 - United States

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML
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GameRater01 0

I never realized there were so many people in the world without access to rooms with locks as when I started coming to fmylife

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jESuS_lOVeS_mE69 0

So is it safe to assume i'm the only one who masterbates to old Beatles concerts?

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Waffleking227 17

My bother was masturbating to **** once, my dad walked in and quickly switched to the next window, which was the terminator movie..he is now the "Terminator bater"

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amberdea404 28

Jack-it to the beat.

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N0RealName 4

you could have just closed your laptop lid? Or played off that you got bored and stopped watching to jerk off, rather than jerking off TO them :')

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yahtzeesouls 12

Why does this have so many YDIs? Are people saying you deserve it cause you were jerking it? If so, everyone on this app is a ******* hypocrite cause everyone does it and everyone likes it.

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what??? 17

I'm sure your mom does the same thing. lol

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