Intimacy: Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn...

By theassman - 11/03/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML

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By Anonymous user - 09/08/2018 06:00

Today, my mom laughed about hearing me singing in the shower and told our whole family. I wasn't singing, though. I was masturbating. FML

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Play it cool

By Fraser - 08/03/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

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Caught red-handed

By caught - 09/01/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 16:59 - United States - Harker Heights

Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML

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MILF

By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By ikungfuyou - 27/12/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML

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By ShadowJack - 29/04/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

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Surprise !

By Shrekkk - 02/07/2019 06:14

Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML

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Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:33

I never realized there were so many people in the world without access to rooms with locks as when I started coming to fmylife

jESuS_lOVeS_mE69 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 13:35

So is it safe to assume i'm the only one who masterbates to old Beatles concerts?

Comments

rety1 13

Wednesday 26 May 2010 19:56

back in the day john and paul were top notch as far as looks went and musical talent really..

gbaby2454 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 17:28

lmfao. WIN

sgt_pepper27 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 7:44

awww, paul was gorgeousness back in the day

TheNoodle27 0

Monday 27 December 2010 2:15

Well, who can blame you? The Beatles were pretty attractive back in the days, so your mom shouldn't have been surprised ;)

LexiPussyYum 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 20:08

Im a girl and I ********** to lesbian **** my mom walked in on me too once.

multiplecoloredc 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 13:17

I don't see the problem here. The Beatles are the only acceptable band to ********** to, honestly :)

SneakySoul 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 13:46

only noobs leave other stuff open while they're watching ****. YDI

MwahFMLS 6

Friday 12 August 2011 9:13

Whatever pleasures you, bro.

Carlie_McCartney 1

Thursday 29 September 2011 23:22

Nothing wrong with that!! ;) no, I'm just kidding...

unknownfork 12

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:26

Or Jack Black.

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