By theassman - 11/03/2009 04:42 - United States

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML
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GameRater01 0

I never realized there were so many people in the world without access to rooms with locks as when I started coming to fmylife

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jESuS_lOVeS_mE69 0

So is it safe to assume i'm the only one who masterbates to old Beatles concerts?

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zombiedisco980 0

u take the song "all u need is love" quite literally, dontcha?

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Makadog 0

Hahahahahahhaaaaaaa!!!!!! ???????????????? I'm on THR FLOOR LAUGHING SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!

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paintedchocolate 30

Wait a sec! You mean to say that that's not normal?

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mayor_west 8

Oh it is. I know I have ;)

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mayor_west 8

I'll tell you right now if you're gonna ********** to anyone the Beatles are a good way to go. I don't care what your gender or sexuality is, they're damn sexy. Who hasn't rubbed one out to Strawberry Fields Forever or Here Comes the Sun? Nobody, that's who.

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ohmyfuckingod 12

omf.. I feel bad for you but I'm laughing at you at the same... no hard feelings

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Sanguinairius 33

You've got to hide your love away...

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writerchic85 25

I think it's kind of weird your mom walked in on you masturbating and stayed long enough for you to pull down a new window that she could identify. I would think she'd be just as embarrassed and would have walked out immediately.

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