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By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML

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By Hair Fail - 22/10/2011 15:32 - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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By notquitejuliet - 04/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 6 694

By xXRowynXx - 05/09/2010 19:20 - Canada

Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML

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Simply red

By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML

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You deserved it 762

Oh no, the humanity!

By clown head - 24/08/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML

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You deserved it 1 357

By y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 1 173

By Shrek's Pubes - 22/05/2019 20:00

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML

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You deserved it 580

By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 14:52 - United States - Dallas

Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML

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You deserved it 2 610

By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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You deserved it 38 300

Purple rain, purple rain

By wtf?! - 30/05/2020 05:00

Today, out of boredom, I decided to dye my hair. I clumsily spilled some of the purple dye on my chest and shoulders. My insane mother is convinced the marks are hickeys I got from sneaking out and having sex with a boyfriend I don’t even have. She won’t listen, and I’m grounded for a month. FML

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You deserved it 304

pllamah 9

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:37

Well hey, at least the gray is gone.

iSnortWaffles 7

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:37

It's more like **** your mom's life.

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onlyoncamera 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:58

Oh well atleast her hair isnt grey anymore!!

SpeshulK 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:00

So they can see their mom in a bathing suit? That should solve it..

Brainspoil 2

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:00

all she needs is clown makeup.

graham11 14

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:01

Nah 33. Number 4 is an idiot and thinks that hair dye washes out.

SpeshulK 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:03

Here I was assuming they knew how permanent hair dye worked... Silly me

birdfreak 24

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:03

Orange is a pretty color! It'll make her look younger ^_^

Cheerieful_fml 2

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:03

Tell her she looks like fire. Fierce!

umm_Talk 9

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:07

The carrot top look beats looking old any day.

Riley97 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:08

Better than looking old

supahcoolperson 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:12

lol niceee, at least she dsnt hav tha grays anymore! somthin to b happy bout

raphanne_fml 33

Thursday 22 December 2011 0:11

It's time to ask Santa for a new keyboard...

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Thursday 22 December 2011 6:08

Maybe a brain too.

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Simply red

Oh no, the humanity!

Purple rain, purple rain

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