Miscellaneous: Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my...

By Taylor Easley - 17/03/2012 04:53 - United States

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

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You deserved it 3 152

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By mymomsstupid - 29/06/2011 14:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML

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By kennedygeeee - 08/09/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 07:26 - United States - Blair

Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML

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By why.mom - 21/08/2019 00:01

Today, my mom got arrested for statutory rape. She apparently had sex with my best friend during a cookout, which was to celebrate my dad's cancer going into remission. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By ~__~ - 20/03/2015 21:23

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

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Fun for all the family

By Anonymous - 14/04/2021 02:00

Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML

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By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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FUUUandyourmom 16

Saturday 17 March 2012 11:56

I'd love to know what provoked that.

cjcstuart 7

Saturday 17 March 2012 11:57

Idk who to feel sorry for. You, your mom, or your dad:/

Comments

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 18 February 2017 4:15

The comments on this story are ******* disgusting. "Your mom is my hero" "Woman power" "What did he do to provoke it?". I hate to be that guy, but if the genders were revered, you all wouldn't be giving the father praise, you'd be saying things like "what a scumbag piece of shit, he deserves to rot in prison". Guess what? Abuse goes both ways and the mother deserves what happened to her. Nobody deserves praise for beating their significant others, regardless of gender, they deserve jail time. I think this should be a wake up call for most people that women can commit domestic violence and men can be victims of it, but I guess we're not quite there yet.