Miscellaneous: Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my...

By Taylor Easley - 17/03/2012 04:53 - United States

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

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You deserved it 3 152

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By mymomsstupid - 29/06/2011 14:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML

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By kennedygeeee - 08/09/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 07:26 - United States - Blair

Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML

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By why.mom - 21/08/2019 00:01

Today, my mom got arrested for statutory rape. She apparently had sex with my best friend during a cookout, which was to celebrate my dad's cancer going into remission. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By ~__~ - 20/03/2015 21:23

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

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Fun for all the family

By Anonymous - 14/04/2021 02:00

Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML

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By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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FUUUandyourmom 16

Saturday 17 March 2012 11:56

I'd love to know what provoked that.

cjcstuart 7

Saturday 17 March 2012 11:57

Idk who to feel sorry for. You, your mom, or your dad:/

Comments

effmylife912 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 16:39

your mom deserves it... some women think it's ok to abuse men just because we are weaker, but she's gotta have some respect. your dad clearly isn't the one in jail because he had the patience.

thehuntress309 12

Saturday 17 March 2012 17:08

Lol sounds like something I'd do...

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 17 March 2012 17:11

What? You are willing to abuse your spouse? GTFO of earth and civilized society, NOW!

Jasonf6 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 17:12

Good to know it goes both ways and its not just the man who ends up in jail. Also, tell your dad to grow a pair.

linkinpark98 23

Saturday 17 March 2012 17:14

This makes me think back to an asdf movie I saw on YouTube.. "Honey, why is the baby on fire?" "BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!!"

pagullarka 9

Saturday 17 March 2012 17:21

I can see that happening

lively12 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 17:26

First time I've heard of a woman beating the shit out of her husband. It's always the other way around.

CaptNomNom 17

Saturday 17 March 2012 17:42

Cool story bro!

ch3s 4

Saturday 17 March 2012 17:42

YDI trolls, by saying he deserves it, you are saying he/she deserves his mother beating his dad and going to jail, leaving him/her with only a (bruised and sore) father. Now how is that reasonable?