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By Thebestman123 - 05/08/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

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By babylove - 11/04/2014 21:58 - South Africa

Today, I'm in the process of adopting a child. When I called my mom to tell her the news, she just said, "Oh honey, don't adopt, it's the worst decision you'll ever make." I'm adopted. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2017 08:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2022 11:01

Today, in a fit of rage, my mom confessed to me that I was adopted, and if she had the chance to turn back time, she wouldn't have done it in the first place. All because I ate the last ice cream sandwich. FML

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By Kelly - 26/05/2019 20:30

Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML

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By anonymous - 27/06/2015 17:40 - United States

Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML

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By SkeetinKeaton - 05/06/2013 15:24 - United States

Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML

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By Meghan - 05/09/2020 08:01 - United States - New York

Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

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By Burden - 12/03/2021 06:31 - India

Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML

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The truth will always come out

By cmendez - 26/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my mother, who is 75 years-old, just told me and my sister that we were adopted. I'm 45 years-old and my sister is 49. FML

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soccergurl95 8

Friday 5 August 2011 8:54

And that's when you yell "I WISH YOU NEVER ADOPTED ME TOO, BITCH!"

soccergurl95 8

Friday 5 August 2011 9:33

Technically she's not his mother...

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swiftstruck 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 13:23

what does OP stand for? and that sux btw :/

toqwert 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 16:55

at that point I would have walked to the nearest adoption agency and adopted 5 more kids for the bitch...

xNatex01 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 18:17

Being adopted isnt so bad, I was adopted and i could care less iff I was or wasnt.. I still consider them my perents.. Honestly my dad is dead and my moms in jail. Im just a 14 year old boy. I have two sisters who are in foster care now.. Nothings wrong with being adopted, this isnt an FML. this is just that fact that your finally finding out.

ts10873 0

Monday 8 August 2011 1:13

Damn...guess nobody wants you.

valdancer99 0

Monday 8 August 2011 4:45

At least your not related to a person who decides to never tell there child that there adopted until ther older.

kristengray 4

Monday 8 August 2011 5:41

O im sorry u had to figure out that way! That sucks!

hotpinkpepsi 6

Monday 8 August 2011 8:25

now she can't say I gave you the gift of sh*ting you out on your birthday

Magnimus 4

Monday 8 August 2011 9:37

It sucks that you had to find out that way; but at least you never knew the difference until know, so deep inside she must love you. Tell her to apologize. That's how I made up with my dad.

bennie226 0

Monday 8 August 2011 11:18

Though times....

shayshay1001 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 1:27

Wow harsh!

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Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML

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Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML

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