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By Thebestman123 - 05/08/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

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By babylove - 11/04/2014 21:58 - South Africa

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2017 08:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML

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Today, in a fit of rage, my mom confessed to me that I was adopted, and if she had the chance to turn back time, she wouldn't have done it in the first place. All because I ate the last ice cream sandwich. FML

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By Kelly - 26/05/2019 20:30

Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML

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By anonymous - 27/06/2015 17:40 - United States

Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML

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By SkeetinKeaton - 05/06/2013 15:24 - United States

Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML

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By Meghan - 05/09/2020 08:01 - United States - New York

Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

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By Burden - 12/03/2021 06:31 - India

Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML

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By cmendez - 26/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my mother, who is 75 years-old, just told me and my sister that we were adopted. I'm 45 years-old and my sister is 49. FML

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soccergurl95 8

Friday 5 August 2011 8:54

And that's when you yell "I WISH YOU NEVER ADOPTED ME TOO, BITCH!"

soccergurl95 8

Friday 5 August 2011 9:33

Technically she's not his mother...

Comments

fadingfaith 4

Saturday 6 August 2011 2:46

It looks like an ice-cream cone with two cherries on top. :D Edit: This was meant for #75.

chosha_fml 26

Saturday 6 August 2011 2:54

Wow, that's a harsh way to find out. Sorry that happened, OP.

kiyana_raeven 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 3:37

Your mom is horrible

ih82bl8 2

Saturday 6 August 2011 3:38

Ooooog- been there

pie97 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 3:49

thats probably the worst way to find out anything

OLB42pr 2

Saturday 6 August 2011 5:49

That's ****** up

yukon666 3

Saturday 6 August 2011 6:00

you can use this against her for the rest of your life

Cow_girl_cutie 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 8:33

What a shitty way to find out. :( OP sorry you had to find it out that way

Nana_2000 4

Saturday 6 August 2011 9:16

Say mommy guess what u can kiss my ass and I'm putting ur ass in the most crappiest old people home I can find what now bitch

baseball4life915 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 15:25

Whelp dont feel bad. I'm adopted and it's awesome.

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