Miscellaneous: Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything... - FML

By wow - 28/11/2011 01:07 - United States

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Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML

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By JSeth - 04/07/2009 16:52 - Canada

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Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML

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By Natalie - 02/03/2010 22:05 - Canada

Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as revenge. FML

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By fucker43 - 02/06/2013 06:11 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my friend made an effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML

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By OhGreat - 30/04/2011 20:30 - United States

Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML

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By laydeegaga - 07/03/2010 08:13

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Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 18:30 - United States

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Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines had been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

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By scarred - 22/10/2009 12:30 - France

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2015 01:17 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML

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By mandy - 01/08/2009 01:51 - Australia

Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML

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JinxosGirl87 0

Monday 28 November 2011 9:02

Be careful she doesn't Sharpie out your naughty parts while you sleep. You're apparently not ready to be seeing the naked body.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Monday 28 November 2011 8:59

Tell her to have fun paying for ruining the book.

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madness87 3

Sunday 12 August 2012 17:15

overprotective much?

dreamer45 5

Wednesday 23 January 2013 21:02

Uhh school property, pay a fine, and a felony

biologymajor1992 7

Saturday 1 February 2014 7:02

Texas for the win!

doglover100 28

Wednesday 9 April 2014 13:15

Make her pay for the damages.

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 19 May 2015 22:00

Make her pay for it.

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