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By HereWeGoAgain - 24/01/2013 07:19 - United States

Today, my mom went to court to finalize her divorce. I would have felt sorry for her, had this not been her 7th husband. FML

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By TabbyCat87 - 13/01/2016 00:16 - United States - Lamar

Today, my mom informed me she got married two weeks ago. Hard to congratulate her when this is her eighth husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 11:43 - France

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

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By screwed - 18/06/2011 08:51 - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

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By disaster... - 20/05/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 20:37 - United States - North Bend

Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML

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By kennedygeeee - 08/09/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML

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By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2020 02:00

Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML

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By badadvise - 23/03/2012 04:05 - Mexico - Guadalajara

Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML

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By alynna007 - 02/01/2013 10:31 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I overheard my mother telling my sister that she expects my marriage to fall apart any day now. Apparently, I have no concept of what "marriage" really means. My husband and I just celebrated our 7th anniversary, while my mother is planning her 5th wedding. FML

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Artsygirl90 14

Thursday 24 January 2013 15:46

What a shock! People who get married 6 times usually stay married the 7th!!

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 24 January 2013 15:48

Just don't let her help plan your wedding.

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WhatYouMean 4

Friday 25 January 2013 5:45

No disrespect, or maybe just a little, but YO' MOMMA A HOE!!!

Gatebreaker 5

Friday 25 January 2013 16:37

She's gonna go for an even number. 8-10

Draymrgn 2

Friday 25 January 2013 17:19

So your mom can get married and divorced seven times but gay gay marriage is what will destroy the sanctity of marriage?? Give me a break

tabletoplady 11

Sunday 27 January 2013 6:27

Is your mom Elizabeth Taylor?

nasaboyinspace 14

Monday 28 January 2013 8:44

how does this get in but my post about a dog biting my **** didn't

Geary519 20

Monday 4 February 2013 22:35

your moms a gold digger!

SadWIZARD123 1

Wednesday 20 March 2013 19:22

Tell your mom there's a discount 8 divorces get one free

soldierofchrist 8

Monday 29 July 2013 8:33

maybe she should try being gay

blackwidowtaco 31

Wednesday 21 August 2013 17:50

Maybe she's just one of the very few women who doesn't put up with men's bullshit. & once the men she's with start reaching that point, she gets tired of it & has divorce papers drawn up. That or she's a black widow.

Dwidge 14

Saturday 24 August 2013 8:36

I love how this is legal, but gay marriage still isn't where I live.

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