Miscellaneous: Today, my mom went to court to finalize her divorce. I would...

By HereWeGoAgain - 24/01/2013 07:19 - United States

Today, my mom went to court to finalize her divorce. I would have felt sorry for her, had this not been her 7th husband. FML

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By TabbyCat87 - 13/01/2016 00:16 - United States - Lamar

Today, my mom informed me she got married two weeks ago. Hard to congratulate her when this is her eighth husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 11:43 - France

Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML

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By screwed - 18/06/2011 08:51 - United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

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By disaster... - 20/05/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 20:37 - United States - North Bend

Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML

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You deserved it 2 886

By kennedygeeee - 08/09/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML

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You deserved it 2 648

By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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You deserved it 3 498

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2020 02:00

Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML

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You deserved it 352

By badadvise - 23/03/2012 04:05 - Mexico - Guadalajara

Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML

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You deserved it 2 587

By alynna007 - 02/01/2013 10:31 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I overheard my mother telling my sister that she expects my marriage to fall apart any day now. Apparently, I have no concept of what "marriage" really means. My husband and I just celebrated our 7th anniversary, while my mother is planning her 5th wedding. FML

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You deserved it 2 326

Artsygirl90 14

Thursday 24 January 2013 15:46

What a shock! People who get married 6 times usually stay married the 7th!!

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 24 January 2013 15:48

Just don't let her help plan your wedding.

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theandrewdays 2

Thursday 24 January 2013 19:34

Gold digger and nothing more. Just working the system trying to bring a man down.

callie123amy 4

Thursday 24 January 2013 19:37

Am I the only wondering how she got 7 men to propose to her? She must have been doing something right.

_Burnett89 9

Thursday 24 January 2013 19:40

Does no one believe in their vows anymore?! Geez.

_Burnett89 9

Thursday 24 January 2013 19:47

Well at least she is divorced and not widowed, you would have a seriously problem then.

Sir_Swaggington 6

Thursday 24 January 2013 19:56

Yet homosexuals can't marry. *sigh*

WhatYouMean 4

Tuesday 5 February 2013 5:26

Thumbs down because of your name!

EvilUndead 9

Thursday 24 January 2013 20:03

.....Seven dwarves?....

outoftown 26

Thursday 24 January 2013 20:18

Let me guess: Mom already has a boyfriend named Henry.

buckdharma 36

Thursday 24 January 2013 20:36

I'm her 8th old man, I'm Henry Henry the 8th I am

siren26 3

Thursday 24 January 2013 20:51

7 times? I like her

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 24 January 2013 21:15

That's a serial bride!

Smashhoof 15

Thursday 24 January 2013 21:36

Which one did you come from?

TabbyCat87 8

Thursday 24 January 2013 21:45

The 2nd marriage. :)

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Today, my father had a dream that he'd lost me forever, and the pain was so unbearable, it woke him up. Turns out, the pain he was experiencing was just his bowels and he really needed to take a shit. This is the most affection I've ever received from my father. FML

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Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML

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Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML

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Today, my mum gave me a two-month ultimatum to get married or risk being disowned. I’m only 24. FML

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Today, I found out that a two-day job I helped my dad do for his old friend was actually a job for a real customer, who paid my dad £4500. All I got for my two days work was coffee and Co-op sandwiches for dinner. FML

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Today, I was told to be present for a meeting that started at 5pm. I arrived 15 minutes early, and I was late for the meeting. This happens regularly. FML

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Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine until we discovered that my dad, the driver, was not only fast asleep, he was also snoring. We were in the middle of the highway. FML

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Today, I saw my best friend's car in the parking lot of the store, so I ran over to say hi, since I'm secretly in love with him. I saw him and his girlfriend getting nasty in the back. I'm now at home, crying and masturbating. FML

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