By HereWeGoAgain - 24/01/2013 07:19 - United States

Today, my mom went to court to finalize her divorce. I would have felt sorry for her, had this not been her 7th husband. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 965
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Same thing different taste

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What a shock! People who get married 6 times usually stay married the 7th!!

Just don't let her help plan your wedding.

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It's crazy that the law allows someone to get married 7 times. But it won't allow gays to marry each other.

And they're worrying about gays ruining the "sanctity of marriage". It's sad that 2 people who are truly in love can not marry yet Britney Spears was married for literally 2 days. Also ever heard of a prenuptial agreement? If someone doesn't know what that is i'll give a short definition. Basically it's saying that when 2 people get married, if by chance they happen to divorce, neither gets a penny from the other person. They don't divide the stuff 50/50, whatever you had coming in, you keep coming out. I always hated the fact that this exists because it's like not even the people getting married believe it'll last. If you did, you wouldn't even be thinking about a possibility of divorce.

I'm becoming a crazy old cat lady, and here's your mother, divorcing for the 7th time. I'm gonna assume she's a real good cook.

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Some people collect Pokémon, other collect husbands.

Maybe we have this around the wrong way. This sounds like a business model. Some people trade houses, some shares, she does husbands. Should ask what her profit/loss statement is like after these seven trades!

Wow that's impressive scoring 7 husbands.

And they won't allow gays to marry in most states because they think it'd make a mockery of marriage?!

She needs therapy... U do too, for traumatic stress